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Hello i am AMANDA ONG WEIWEN .
I am 165cm and most prolly taller than you (nahh jk)
I have a sweet tooth,
I'll punch the daylights outta you if you give me bitter chocolate .
at least you can see stars .

imnotamanda@hotmail.com

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ESTHER EVANGELINE FELICIA HUILIN SHI HUI

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Posted on : Monday, November 22, 2010 @ 6:26 PM

I KNOW WHY MY HEADINGS ARE NOT RED !

thanks to sheehuey .

CHRISTMAS IS COMING . THE GOOSE IS GETTING FAT ! PLEASE PUT A PENNY IN THE OLD MAN'S HAT , IF YOU HAVENT GOT A PENNY THEN A HA' PENNY WILL DO ! IF YOU HAVENT GO A HA' PENNY THEN GOD BLESS YOU !
GOD BLESS YOU !
GOD BLESS YOU !

here we come in caroling , here we come in caroling . here we come in caroling
ding . dong . ding . dong .

i love christmas
i love christmas
i love christmas
i love christmas

christmas rocks my socks .
33 days to christmas
WOOTS ~~

may God bless my family members . for them to live long , stay happy .
and sheehuey , to say no to emo .
and all my friends .
and world peace .
no more wars .
stop poverty .
no more crazy cruel people
that everyone would die a fast unpainful death when it comes .
that the ones left behind will not be too upset .
that sunny will go to heaven .
that no one will do anything to hurt themselves .
that no one will do anything to hurt others .
that there'll be no more secrets between friends .
that everyone can solve their issues .
that there'll be a solution to all quarrels .
that everyone will be happy .

amen .

ONG .

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Posted on : Sunday, November 14, 2010 @ 3:09 PM

OHMYGOSH !

do you know that every time google has a picture instead of the word "Google" . it actually has a hidden word Google in it ?!

wth ! SO COOL RIGHT ?!

ANYWAY . this was from yesterday . or two days ago . whatever .

GUESS WHERE'S THE GOOGLE !

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Posted on : Thursday, October 28, 2010 @ 6:06 PM

MY HEADINGS ARE STILL NOT RED . WHY ?!

stupid things my grandmother say (in chinese):

1. whoa ! why your butt so big ! high cholestrol la !

wth ? my butt ? BIG ?! walao . then fatter people's are what ? extreme to the extent of exploding ? and even if i do have a big butt, why would i have high cholestrol ?

2. you know that sign that shows no crossing (jaywalking)? walk pass that sign then start crossing .

okay , so you know the speed limit sign ? can i heck about it once i passed it ? and the "get down from your bike and push" sign before the traffic lights , can i heck about and just ride my bike across the road ?

3. manda ! my shoes nice ? *says yes to please her*

like come on , wtf . do you tell your grandma "NO , THEYRE NOT ! THESE ARE GRANDMA SHOES !" you dont right ? then she'll say

4. give you wear want anot ?

wth . no ... i dont wanna wear her shoes . i have my wonderful flip flops . which reminds me . i think my flip flops are falling apart . i need to get new ones . sigh

btw, the same thing happens for clothes as well

5. STOP ! that's enough ! don't feed the dog too much !

and i was like telling her "why are you letting my dog starve ?!" and she'll say

6. later he eat too much he'll shit a lot , how to clear .

wth ? SHIT TOO MUCH ?! -_- sometimes i just wonder what's my grandmother thinking . can the dog shit until the whole house is filled with shit ? no right . its only to a certain amount what .

7. you know my friend gives her dog a lot of food, the dog very big one leh ! like horse liddat.

now , tell me . what type of dog , is as big as a HORSE ?!

i can only think of these at the moment . oh well . others next time .

random fact:

im so doomed . i took basic calculus for my cds and its like add math all over again . sigh

ONG

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Posted on : Tuesday, October 5, 2010 @ 1:42 AM

WHY ARE MY BEGINNINGS NOT RED ?!

here's something i screenshot a long long time ago

it says on sheehuey's pm -Okay, AMANDAONGWEIWEN. You're thFIRST. I LOVE YOU! &HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY! Mwarks!

i know . i'm a thick skin person . oh well .

so i finally found time to reply sheehuey's post on my birthday :DD

so here's to sheehuey, my best friend for 7years :

i didnt talk to you in primary 3 cause you were creepy . hehe . naah , i'm a shy person . p3 was the WORST year in my primary school life . so shall we celebrate a 10 year anniversary next year eh ? ```

i wanna go JB with you after your Os !

i want my cheesecake cookies baked by you but i want you to do well for your Os more than i want all the cheesecake cookies in the world .

i'm quite SHY TOO . so i'll just type what i want to say here .

i really cannot remember what i've done for you in sec2 . because i'm just too giving and big hearted . hawhaw . ANYWAY . i feel bad that i always ask you out to STUDY but forgot everything in the end and didnt manage to teach you anything . sadded .

but i hope that you'll study hard kay ? STOP PLAYING YOUR DAMNED COMPUTER . DARN IT ! i , too wanna thank you for all the long time calls and hear me bitch to you about my life and you'll just entertain me and listen without looking away showing me that you're bored . i'm thankful that i do have a friend like you . and i want you to know that i may not be there with you all the time , but i'll be there when you need me . cause i'll always be just a phone call away .

i (L) chu ! i mean it .

ALSO .

quoted: paragraph 5 , line 4

You're really one of th sweetest girl. :)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM ONE OF THE SWEETEST GIRL ?!

SAY I'M THE SWEETEST GIRL NAO ! AND NOT JUST ONE OF THEM !

being number one , is not enough .

one is not enough

anyway , i changed my lenses cause i got bored of gray , turns out . actually i liked my gray one btter . oh well .

goodbye gray eyes !

ONG

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Posted on : Tuesday, September 21, 2010 @ 12:29 AM

HELP !

im doomed . seriously . i cancelled a week of tuition last whole week because i didnt feel like going .

AND THIS WHOLE WEEK I REALLY CANNOT MAKE IT

THE BOY'S MOM IS GONNA KILL ME ! IM GONNA BE DOOMED

2 weeks of missing tuition ? I . AM . DOOOOOOOOOOOMED

tell me how . tell me what to do !

ONG

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Posted on : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 @ 1:26 AM

WTF ?!?!

SOME BLOGSHOP IS SELLING VAMPIRE FANGS !

http://sgvampfangs.blogspot.com/

then again . HALLOWEEN IS COMING .

hope one day singapore will start the whole trickortreating thingy

aawesome (Y)

ONG

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Posted on : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 @ 3:32 AM

STUPID PEOPLE WITH STUPID SIGNS

see this stupid sign ?

it doesnt even make sense . it points to two directions , but you can only go to one . why ? CAUSE THE OTHER IS BLOCKED . and sometimes , when it gets worse THERE'S NO WAY TO GO TO .

wtf . what a waste of my time and effort . seriously , people should do something about this . and also stick to the open roads

omg im dem pissed off , you know constructions are meant to UPGRADE your life ? BULLSHIT . they're always blocking my way , and the time constructions lasts for is longer than the time you get to enjoy the supposed UPGRADE .

wth . they're noisy , they stink . the smoke from it spoils my eyes . IM PISSED

then to make matters worse , the routes in gives us are not specific . you know they actually BLOCK THE WHOLE OF MY BUILDING . then i need to walk one big round just to walk to

school or anything . wtf . and then sometimes even worse , they BLOCK THE ROUTE THAT I USUALLY TAKE UP

NO WARNING

NO APOLOGIES

NOTHING

they sucks la . whoa . then i'll need to go back and take the LONGER route and walk ANOTHER big round . screw it .

anyway , if i told you my father's indian and my mom's chinese . would you believe me ?

ONG