CHRISTMAS IS OVVVVEEEEEEEER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WOKE UP AT5.30PM TODAY !! hahah . just in time for dinner
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i'll miss christmas carols . anyway , I HAVEN'T DONETOUCHED MY HOMEWORK !!!
and my papa knows )::: he's pressuring me to just do my damned homework . but heck , I HAVE 10 DRAWINGS FOR ART !! wadduhheck

I WATCHED YES MAN WITH MY FAMILY YESTERDAY (:::::::
it's damn funny hahah .
ate log cake . aunt came . gave me a pair of earrings .

I WANT OREO CHEESECAKE .

AND REMEMBER THIS ?!

well , i just wanna say it again that it's MINE
and i have shorten the name CARROTOREO to CAREO .
BUT STILL , they insist that it's APPA !! dammit . IT'S A TERRIBLE NAME FOR A CUTE PENGUIN !!

wth , AND HAVE ALL OF THEM FORGOTTEN WHO IT BELONGS TO ?!
well , IT BELONGS TO ME
ME !!
ME !!

dammit .
anyway , I DON'T CARE !! IT'S CAREO !!



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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !!

i'll be doomed when it's over . I HAVEN'T START MY HOMEWORK YET !!
anyway . that's all (:::::

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OUT OUT OUT !! I WANNA GO OUT !!

anyways , i was busy PAINTING the HOUSE with my papa the past few days (:::::::
AND I'M PROUD OF MYSELF !! hahah . i got my pay already (::: and i'm treating my family to 2 BLOODY HELL TUBS OF DAMNED HAAGEN DAAZ ICE CREAM !! damn . it's a BIG BOMB i tell you [although i don't know the price ]

we were at NTUC FAIRPRICE few days ago so i waqs filling up some form for my mom while my sis and bro had to take care of the trolley . then my sister came up to me and whispered "manda , that lunatic took out trolley"

damn .

i should've known . I THOUGHT MY SISTER WAS TOO SHY TO GET BACK THE TROLLEY FROM A CRAZY PERSON !!

then GUESS WHAT !?

i put down the pen and turned around TO SEE MY BROTHER PLAYING WITH THE TROLLEY !! AHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!! stupid .


so i went out with grace and my sister . shopped around for my sister's dress . dammit . MY FEET HURTS TILL NOW !!
then we were in the train and THEY were discussing to meet the next day [today] to make santa hats -_- . i rather they buy it and not go through so much trouble . cause it's not like we know how to sew or what .

then i woke up REAL EARLY today just to go out . it's not worth it . going out so early to get breakfast from macs near school and i had to WALK THERE . IDIOT RIGHT ?!
then there's this person who took our order . they said "no sausage " then i asked " got sausage egg mcmuffin?" AND I HEARD THEM SAY YES . BLOODY HELL .
but they only gave egg and bread LA . FREAKIN IDIOT RIGHT ?!
so i got angry when they say no refund . come'on I HAVEN'T EVEN LEAVE THE COUNTER LA .
then the woman said "SO WHAT YOU WANT ? WHAT YOU WANT NOW ?"
BLOODY HELL !! HER ATTITUDE SUCKS AND SHE'S IN THE WRONG LOR !!

I WANTED TO TEAR OUT ALL HER SKIN PULL OUT ALL HER INTESTINES AND THEN CHOP HER INTO PIECES TO FEED THE PIGS !!

now , CAN YOU SEE HOW ANGRY I AM ?!

friggin hell.

then met up with grace at ikea , bought a blanket , 2 towels . so that they can make a santa hat .
at first , i was sleeping at the sofa in the clubhouse . then i started doing lame stuff and cutting rubbish . anyway . the hats are surprisingly not bad .

my bloody sis RAT on me . telling my father i still have LOADS of homework . dammit . i'll die man . I'M BANNED FROM PLAYING ANYTHING and yet , i'm sneaky .
anything can happen .

i know you love my jokes (:::: just SAY it .

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

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OMG OMG OMG . DAMN .

crap . i REALLY forgotten the dec1 .
anyway , school's starting !! and i bloody hell haven't done my stupid thang

i haven't been updating recently because my sister keep buzzing beside me . and everytime i start TRYING to blog , she will sit beside me and watch me . and MANY THINGS ARE RESTRICTED in front her !!
no speaking any bad stuff about her like , she's so idiotic/weird/stupid . etc .
and no speaking bad words .
like bloody hell ?! EVERY SENTENCE in my life is FILLED with DAMNED vulgarities .
-_-

so now she's gone (::::::
HAHAHAHAH
I CAN FREAKING HELL TYPE ANYTHING I WANT !!
ANYTHING !!
ANYTHING !!
ANYTHING !!

lol. stupid ads haven't been appearing . and my father TOTALLY DIDN'T give me the cable for my camera >:(
my sister's class got invited for tay chye huat's WEDDING !!
so now she's bugging me to go get a dress with her .
i'm setting off for that dangerous mission with my dangerous sister tomorrow .

that's all (for now)
OH AND A JOKE !!

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

HAHAHAHAH
FUNNY ?! maybe not

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WADDUH BLOODY DAMN HELL MAN !!
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT
YOU KNOW WHAT ?! YOU KNOW WHAT ?! I ONLY EARNT 40 BLOODY DAMNHELL CENTS FROM THE PAST WEEK .
DAMN RIGHT ?!
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT .

damn .

i've been staying home so long , it seems i have forgotten what the air outside my house SMELL like .
I HAVE A DOG . HER NAME IS SUSHI . NO ONE HAS SEEN HER . only me (::::::::
see how crazy i have become ?! no dog , NO OUTING .
IT DROVE ME INSANE !! PLUS I DIDNT EARN ANYTHING THE PAST WEEK !! [because 40cents just plain suck ]
damn .

as usual , i stayed at home . but i have found something to do . i'm SO DESPERATE TO DO SOMETHING , i watch crappy shows .andwhen tv shows really get TOO CRAPPY , i watch AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER . YOU KNOW THAT ?!
i don't think you know
cause i have cool friends that don't watch crappy shows -_-
anyways, MY SISTER COOKED DINNER . instant noodles HAHAHAHAHAH . i didn't die !!
and surprisingly , it's GOOD .
i have a lovely sister .

she made HOT CHOCOLATE for me also . she filled it . and put only 1 packet -_- .
wth ?! my cup is like , DOUBLE the normal mugs that you have at home .
this made the hot chocolate diluted .

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ?! I HAVE BECOME SO bored , i do lame stuff right now .

so excuse me while i continue being LAME O_O



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I STILL DON'T HAVE ANY ADS !! WHY ?! WHY ?! WHY ?!


DAMN .

I WENT TO THE LIBRARY YESTERDAY !! lol. surprising ?! yeah . i think so too . anyway , i borrowed 4 books . all are PEANUTS , charles schulz .
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ?! they are EXACTLY the books i was trying to find (:::::::

i didnt know that the library is so useful HAHAHAHAHAHA . i always thought they have stupid books . and you can't find the type of books that you want . but then HOHOHO !! they have a section , "graphic novels" . THEY'RE ALL COMICS !! YAY !! COMICS !! COMICS !! COMIC GALORE !!

and yeah , i was busy reading books/comic (::::::::

i kept buggin my father to pass me the damn cable for the camera . but bloody hell . do he listen ? NOOOO HE NEVER DO !!
ate suhi for dinner . JEALOUS ?! hahaha .
my nails are gross . WHEN CAN I GO OUT ?! WHY IS NO ONE PLANNING ANYTHING ?! then again , WHEN AM I GONNA GET MY PAY ?! damn . estee says 1 MONTH which is so damn bloody long la )::::::

JOKES AGAIN (::::: [btw , if you're wondering why are they all the same type of jokes , it's because , I'M LAZY TO SEARCH ANOTHER CATEGORY HAAHAHAHA ]
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"


okay . that's all for now .
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OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY ADS ?!?!?!?!?!

YESTERDAY --->
went out with hui lin , felicia and shihui (::::::::: HAHAHAHAHAH
and i've got my thumby back(::::: anyways, BLOODY HELL !! SELENE'S PHOTOSHOP IS A TRIAL VERSION and she haven't told me the numbers . damn . i guess she's too busy having a sleepover marathon .
back to my story . wa lau , shopping with the girls was a failure . and guess what do shopping mean ?! for them , it's like walking around aimlessly without knowing what you want to get and hoping to find something that you will like and want to get it .
yeah , so we went far east at first then expo . wa lau the train - CAN KILL !! no wonder everyone wants to ride a car or smth . during train rides , we were standing and when i told them that i don't hold the poles because people dig their nose/scratch their butts and hold the ppoles when they're done . THEY FREAKED OUT . only 1 of them still dared to hold the pole .
yeah . HAHAHAHAHAHAH . i'm sorry i catch people's unglam moments .

TODAY --->
i know , i promised pictures . BUT MY PAPA HAVEN'T FOUND THE CABLE FOR MY CAMERA !! saying he's too busy , i didn't ask things at the right time blah blah ~ .
pfft. whatever , he's just lazy to find lor !! anyways . i went PRAWNING today . it was disgusting . and stinky . and disgusting . and stinky .

cause it's my papa's family day thingy . so , if we get to go prawning for free , then , WHY NOT ?!
but hey , i didn't even KNOW they were gonna fish for prawns . i thought we were gonna feed fishes rubbish or smth . if i knew , i would NEVER agree to this family day thingy .

anyway , prawns are disgusting . and some of them got these really long kiapping things [ i don't know what they're called] really ugly and they can GRAB you . it even caused my bro to BLEED . bloody hell right ?! anyways , it was horrible . we caught lots of prawns and there were prizes .

for catching the :
most prawns .
biggest prawn .
smallest prawn .

yeah . my bro caught ALOT leh !! FRIGGIN HELL .
and you know the kiappy things ?!


yeah it was stupid . cause when we're tryna unhook the prawn and damn , it's kiappy things were SUPER DUPER UPER LONG . it kiap my bro's hand
causing it to bleed . THEN MY BRO TORE OUT IT'S KIAPPY THINGS mumbling "bite my hand"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH


it was damn funny . pictures as soon as my papa find the cable (::::::


anyways , as i said . JOKES ON EVERY POST !!

joke of the day :
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNY RIGHT ?!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING AT FIRST ?

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I'M INTO CHRISTMAS !!
CHRISTMAS !!
CHRISTMAS !!

YESTERDAY --->
went cycling with my family . my butt almost cracked into 2 la !!
east coast park is like super duper uper big .
damn.
anyways , me and my sis were riding the double bike thingy . you know ? the 1 bike , 2 people ride that one ?
YOU KNOW ANOT ?!
yeah , me and my sis were sitting that . MY SIS CAN'T RIDE THAT !! SHE SUCKS !! I ALMOST DIED LA !!
yeah , my pa took pics and videos . videos of my sis screwing up . i was SSCREAMING .
anyway . will upload pics once i find the cable for my camera (:::::

TODAY --->
i bloody hell woke up at 3pm AND MISSED MY MR. MEN SHOW .
AGAIN !!
DAMN.
anyways . i changed my playlist (::::::::
i'm into christmas carols - for now .
tee hee
and i am ADDICTED to the song circus . IT'S ALL SHIHUI'S FAULT !!
anyways , me and sis were talking . and smth funny happened . at least , i think it's funny .
sis: oh bogger off you silly giraffe
me: no , you bogger off you silly penguin . [because i was hugging CARROT OREO , NOT APPA , CARROT OREO ]
sis : you then lor . I NOT SHORT OKAY !!
me: no, you're short and fat . and walk like that [shows the penguin walk]
HEY ! IT RHYMES !!
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HAHAHAHAHAH
STUPID RIGHT ?!?!?!

OKAY . because i'm not funny . and lesser and lesser people are visiting my blog . so i have decided , to put jokes everyday (::::::: till i am bored out of searching for jokes

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

HAHAHAHAHAH . FUNNY RIGHT ?!

okay , maybe not .

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!
I REALLY AM NOT FUNNY !!
ADDING ON TO MY MISERY , THE CHEESECAKE IS GONE !! THEY ATE IT ALL !!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESTERDAY --->
YOU KNOW WHAT ?! SHE FUCKING¹ FUCKING² DELETED MY FUCKING³ PHOTOS SO THAT I CANT BLOG SO .
FUCK⁴ IT

today --->
friggin hell woke up at 3pm . watched show till late .
AND LU DING JI'S (ROYAL TRAMP) ENDING IS STUPID !!
FUCKING⁵ HELL .

SAD DAY LA .

1. CHEESECAKE GONE .
2. FUCKING⁶ NOTHING TO BLOG ABOUT BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID SOMEONE MIGHT SEE SOMETHING .
3. FUCKING⁷ HELL . IT'S NOT LIKE AS IF SOMEONE WILL READ MY BLOG RIGHT ?!
FUCK⁸ RIGHT ?!
4. PLUS, SHE DELETED THE PHOTOS WE TOOK YESTERDAY SO THAT I WON'T BLOG ABOUT IT .
FUCKING⁹ HELL RIGHT ?!
5. ALSO , SHE EVEN DELETED IT FROM HER PHONE ! SO THAT I 100% WON'T GET ANY PHOTOS .

FUCK¹⁰ LA !!

SHE FUCKING¹¹ HELL MADE ME SAY FUCK¹² 12 TIMES !!
DAMN
I TURNED VULGAR

SO . FUCK¹³ IT .

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OMG OMG OMG OMG I AM SUDDENLY VERY HAPPY FOR NO DARN REASON !! HAHAHAHA !!

YESTERDAY --->
I WENT TO SELENE'S HOUSE !!
omg omg omg . her house , is super duper uper cool la !!
there are like BIG MIRRORS !! and it's DAMN neat also la .
yeah , haha . i was super duper uper scared that i'll get lost . plus , i'm going there ALONE . DAMN RIGHT ?!
yeah . my mom told me i had to clean the floor first O_O
but i swopped with my sis (:::::
went there to paint lene's nails . and she's a FUSSPOT !! but afterall , who doesn't want their nails to be perfect ? hahah . then she took out some teenage magazines and we were doing quizzes^sp? .
then there was this question to ask if you're a nice person or a devil .
Q: what would you do if you're behind a old lady that's walking SUPER slowly ?
A: a) lend her a hand
b) be impatient and follow behind her
c) bark at her ! if she can't walk fast , she don't deserve to walk at all !!

HAHAHAHAH . well , obviously , a human would choose the answer B la . that's what i chose , like wth ? answer A is like , weird ? what if the old lady thinks you're tryna push her away or smth ? then , i saw answer C and thought : "LOL! BARK AT HER !!"
then i started "barking" at selene , like "OU OU OU OU " i don't know how to spell it . but it sounds like dogs barking .
HAHAHAHAA !!
it's DAMN stupid !! and i couldn't paint lene's nails properly cause we kept laughing !!

soon , lene's mom came back . then called me nicole [ann teo] . -_- . wth ?! in what ways do I look like nicole ? lol .
yeah , and during dinner and everything , her mom KEEPS CALLING ME NICOLE !!
diao . i don't find i look like her in any way .
then again , maybe . if you just take a glance . i remember last year , nicole told me her dad saw our sec 1 class photo . and mistook ME for HER . yeah , HER DAD YOU KNOW !!
wth right ?! lol .

P.S : LENE !! you left your scrunchie with me !!

WOKE UP TOO LATE AND MISSED MY MR. MEN SHOW !!

TODAY --->
boring . my sis woke me up D:< style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">MR. MEN SHOW !!
yeah . and my sis was laughing at me . anyways . nth much happened cause i'm home the whole day .

BTW , THIS IS HOW YOU SLEPT TAN SHI HUI !!


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LESSER AND LESSER PEOPLE ARE VISITING MY BLOG !!
WHY ?!
ISIT BECAUSE I'M BORING ?!?!
but , i thought i was funny

okay , so maybe i'm not .
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YESTERDAY --->
I WENT TO BAKE OREO CHEESECAKE WITH SHI HUI AND SHARON !!

it tastes quite nice (:::: at least untill my family WANTS to eat it (:::::
anyways , we went to buy get the ingredient stuffs first . and SHARON WAS LATE !! and WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH $$ .
yep . so SHI HUI HOR . IS SO AUNTIE LOR GO PUT THE INGREDIENTS AT ONE SPOT WHILE WAITING FOR SHARON SO THAT WE WON'T NEED TO GO ALL THE WAY AND TAKE THINGS 1 BY 1 LOR . HAIYO THAT AUNTIE AH !!
P.S the above mentioned in caps are actually false

i was hurrying shihui and sharon cause i wanna hurry go shihui's house and watch my "THE MR. MEN SHOW"
yep . DON'T LAUGH !! it's senseless with no story line but i still LOVE it

and GUESS WHAT ?! sharon TOTALLY FORGOT to bring the freaking DAMN EGGS !! which are totally the essentials to baking a cake -_-
in the end we had to walk to joseph's house just to get 4 eggs !! pfft . we're pathetic .
sharon became real lame as we walk back , she kept laughing to herself O_O
[don't ask me , i don't know if she's crazy . but i believe she is]
then me and shihui were talking and i said : "DON'T CARE HER , PRETEND SHE'S THE CARS "
then shihui said , "NO , PRETEND SHE'S THE GRASS "
HAHAHAHAHAH

we baked and shihui's sleeping posture . is super duper nice . HAHA upload it some other time yeah ?!

sharon , is SUPER DUPER UPER SCARY la . she spills things EVERYWHERE !! it FLIES !! lol. ooh and sharon bought this NAIL SET from face shop for $18.90 .
consists of 3 nail polish , a box of cotton wool , nail polish remover and a gift box .
SHARON ARE YOU READING THIS ?!?! I'M CALLING STUPID !!
CAN YOU SEE IT ? if you're angry i'm sorry . but i'm kind of saying this in a joking manner (::::
it's like , TOTALLY NOT WORTH IT ?! you're buying the box and cotton wool for a super duper uper high price la !!

anyways , OREO CHEESECAKE ROCKS !!

TODAY --->
went to long's house to play
we painted our nails . AND SELENE REALLY THINKS I'MA PAINTER
D:<
blooody helll
long gave us jagabee at first to eat . after that she gave us hamster food .
[i have NEVER tried hamster foodbut those things smells like 'em]
btw , those HAMSTER FOOD are actually granola bars in disguise
quaker brand , PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE CHIPS - NEVER BUY 'EM !!
OR , YOU CAN GET THEM FOR YOUR HAMSTER (::::::
THERE WAS ICE CREAM !! and long was FEEDING me and selene
HAHAHAHAH .
but whatever , we went home with really nice nails anyways .
ate bah choh mee [minced meat noodles] for dinner .

I MISSED MY "THE MR. MEN SHOW" DAMMIT !!
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