I AM POSTING ABOUT MY DAMNED LIFE SINCE 21 FEBRUARY AND ONWARDS (give or take a few days because seriously , my memory is only like , 512mb ? )
and if you're not happy about stupid and long posts of my ranting and vulgarities , THEN BUZZ OFF !!

21february :
WENT FOR BAND !! like one hour only then go for art . budden after rememdial , WENT ESCAPE !! OMGOMGOMGOMG . IT'S DAMN DAMN FUN . i have little memories about it . but it was FUN !! hahah
there were pictures , but I HAVEN'T GOT A SINGLE DAMNED ONE OF THEM and THAT'S why i HATE using lene ir long's cam . wish i had my own . ARGH !! because they take SO LONG to send it to me untill like i keep bugging .
so i'll just dump all the photos some other day then



23february :
i said school was fun . DAMMIT . why don't anyone of you believe me ?! then i've got this thing on my lip that bleeds unexpectedly . i think it's because i accidentally ate something with kiwi i think . damn .


25february:
WENT FOR BAND . my sis is so brave she actually brought her boyfriend home . along with shanice . so no hanky panky i guess . anyway , HE THINKS I'M FIERCE . oh please , just because i don't smile sweetly and say "HI" with a big great generous teethy smile doesn't mean that i'm fierce . like WADDUHECK ?!
also , HE THINKS I'M VULGAR . which i don't deny . but really , HAVE YOU SEEN MY FRIENDS ?! or HEARD them rather . they're "fucking" here and there everyday . anyway, along with my life story . MUMMY BOUGHT THE FILM FOR POLAROID !! WOOHOO .

GUESS HOW OLD IS MY POLAROID !!
clue : it's still selling on the market (:::
please answer at my tagboard . (ESTHER . I AM SO NOT TALKING TO YOU so don't spit the answer out)

so please please find an occasion so that i can bloody hell use it .
i realise something , my posts are filled with red big words . but whatever !! whatever !!



26february :
RAN IN THE RAIN . that's all i remembered . HAH !

TODAY :
stayed back in class to discuss bout class chalet/bbq stuff .
i really really really want chalet ):::
13 14 15 . are the dates WOOHOO !!
anyway , WILD WILD WET ON 13 PLEASE !!
i know , see first , but why don't you use the "crayons" ? i think only selene will understand that .
I CAN'T SEE WHY PEOPLE DON'T WANT CHALET ? like bbq is quite boring . you'll need to find seats . the other time we had band bbq , WE HAD TO SIT ON THE FLOOR TO EAT . like , WADDUHHELL ?!

PON CHINESE , pon band (seriously , i feel REALLY guilty about it right now . i know , i shouldn't have . but it was too late to regret)
then last minute , esther and dee and estee and edward changed their minds and went back for remedial . hah . me and long left .
so we crashed with the guys . what's left of them (jian yuan , dannie , joel , tai wei)
and long DITCHED ME . for her boyfriend ):::
but the guys were really really nice , seriously . I NEVER THOUGHT THEY WERE NICE . i've always thought they were just PLAIN ANNOYING . yep .
they waited with me till 3.30 - even though they were planning to go out . i think .

anyway , JIAN YUAN HAS A SISTER FROM JAPAN . her name is , JANE YUAN !! ahahahahah .
it's funny . LAUGH .
okay . then went big bookshop and walked back to school . i went in school and we went our seperate ways . i TRIED to do my a math tuition homework . bloody hell . IT'S TOO CONFUSING !! seriously . a math is actually there for you to KILL people with .
esther piggybacked me back from the toilet to class . surprisingly- i'm so heavy . and she looks so breakable .
i've got blisters !! )::: from my brother's shoes. seriously , they HURT me .
surprisingly , i CAN fit into his shoes . his feet is like . BIG .

anyway , WATCH THIS !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IPDOB4yzzo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTC4qkb8Ppk

THEY'RE QUITE LONG AGO . but the girl's kinda pretty . and her singing is quite good (:::

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I'M BORED . AND DOOMED . AND GONE .

MY BLOODY HELL PHONE !! i have to wait 3 MORE BLOODY MONTHS to change it !! but anyway . i'm eyeing on one specific damned phone .
XPERIA X1 . it's really really cool (:::
uhhuh .

i am SO not looking forward for band . i've got amath tuition homework untouched even though i had one whole damn week to finish . what's wrong with HER anyway ? is homework really necessary ?!?!?!?!

that's all .

felicia : THANKS FOR CLICKING MY ADS (:::
DEE : hahah . i know you LOVE ME (:::
ESTHER : why would anyone finish reading ?! hahah your feminine wrong spelling .
Shihui : i was only online for awhile . I'M BLOGGING NOW !!

I'M BLOGGING ABOUT MY LIFE SINCE 12 FEB .
so endure or leave .

12 FEB : BRAS BASAH WITH LENE !!
went city hall . and walked . pass by city hall . and a couple were walking around wearing NOTHING but a box with the logo IKEA on it . yeah, keith told me they were advertising for ikea . so it's LEGAL !! but lene told me they're a naked couple trying not to get caught . WADDUHHECK ?! why are people contradicting each other ?!

me and her walked DAMN LONG and guess what ? LENE DIDN'T KNOW HER WAY !! we ended up asking for directions to bras basah complex . reached there and it's kind of run-down .

went suntec ? to candy empire to BUY LONG'S CHOCOLATES .
FREE ICE CREAM !! cause it's the opening of the ice cream shop there . hahah . yep . so coincidental right ?
went to a sky garden ? i'm pretty sure it IS called SKY GARDEN . took a little pictures there . we had to hurry cause lene wanted the pictures before sun down .
took a train ride ALL THE WAY to punggol . just to take a bus back . SO EXHAUSTED ! but i was too afraid to even let myself BILNK . in case i fall asleep and miss my stop .


13 FEB : OUTING WITH SHRON AND HUIHUI
GIFTS !! chocolates !! candy galore !! yep . they're celebrating the terrible V-DAY in advance . i'm quite unsure why . IT'S THE DAY OF THE DEATH OF A MAN !!
anyway , i'm too lazy to put up pictures . so . i'll just state who gave me what .
LONG > CADBURY CHOCOLATE [CLINKERS]
in case you don't know . LENE AND ME went to get those chocolates from candy empire so that lene can pass it to her the next day . then she passed it to me (:::
LENE > KINDER SURPRISE AND A TEALIGHT
by the way , a tealight is a candle with smell . you the ones you see in ikea ? yeah , THAT ONE . and KINDER SURPRISES are not available in NTUCs and SHOP N SAVE anymore . so imagine how much it costs huh ?
HUIHUI > MUFFIN AND CHEESCAKE COOKIE
huihui IS shihui . it's just my nick for her . those goodies were HEAVENLY !! she said it's terrible . but ESTHER AND ME find it nice . so huihui most probably has bad taste .
by the way , I GOT A BIGGER WRAPPING !! HAHAH .
ESTHER > A LOVE LETTER AND A BRACELET
they're only given to selected people (::: and i'm one of them . she was filling the whole foolscap with random things so as to just FILL THE PAGE . THE BRACELET IS NICE (:::
FELICIA > A PACKET OF CHOCOALTES
with a ferrero rocher and two other chocolates (:::
XUJIE > A KITKAT
he gave it practically to the whole class . honestly . i'm touched . i can't BELIEVE he actually bothered to give me something after how much i expressed my hate for him in class .
i still hate him though . just slightly lesser .
ASIRAH , DIANA , FATIN > A BAG OF SWEETS
with assorted sweets in them (:::
SANG HEE > CUPCAKE
DAMMIT . DO YOU KNOW THAT SANG HEE MADE A CUPCAKE WITH AN "A" ON IT SPECIALLY FOR ME ?! but unfortunately i didn't see her . so she ate it up .


anyway . weny shron's house straight after school/remedial .
I . WAS . BROKE . !!!
we played a board game . and games .
PENALTY : TREATS .
shron owes us 2 treats . though she didn't specify what .
hui owes us a bag of chips EACH .
and i owe them ICE CREAM . dammit .
went to some tanah merah smth smth club . PLAYED TABLE TENNIS !! got bored awhile then played POOL !! OMGOMGOMG !! not accurate . BUT , at least i know how to use the stick to hit the ball now .
we got chased home by shron's mom . LOL . indirectly .

14 FEB : BAND
GIFTS ! AGAIN !
DEBBIE > CHOCOLATE NIPPLE .
it's actually hershey's , chocolate drops ? not sure but she called it that cause they look like nipples [to her] . GOLDEN NIPPLES . WOW.
HUILIN >STICK OF CHOCOLATE
she MADE it you know . and it's quite impressive .
CARISSA > BERYL'S CHOCOLATE
white chocolate with strawberry bits (:::

had breakfast with hui lin and carissa and left huilin's stick of chocolate behind . lol ran back to take it . I SAVED IT IN THE NICK OF TIME . some psycho woman working there wanted to THROW IT AWAY !! blooooody hell . it's a little too nice to throw isn't it ?
played a game during band . to write nice things . played it in english before . those under mdm norhani would understand .
i kept writing YOU ROCK MY STINKY SOCKS . to everyone . but not everyone has stinky . some has STINKING or DAMNED or DIRTY (:::

SOMEONE wrote "stop looking at underwears " for me . i think i know who . those who read my post 2 years ago about my genting trip would understand (:::

15 FEB : TUITION , READ 3/4 OF ECLIPSE .

16 FEB : I WAS LATE
i LOVE mondays cause they've only got 4 different lessons .
i HATE mondays cause remedials only ends at 5 .
spoiler .

GIFT ! AGAIN ! (from dee only)
DEE > A PACKET OF CHOCS AND GUMMIES (:::
a packet of gummy bears and two fruit & nuts choc


I . WAS . LATE . !!!
CAUSE MY pe SHIRT WAS WET . )::: I HAD TO PUT IT IN THE DRYER . WHAT A WASTE OF ELECTRICITY . one whole dryer , 30minutes . ONE SHIRT .
stupid .

CHINESE :
I FAILED MY CHINESE MOCK TEST !! OMGOMGOMGOMG !!!
no , don't get me wrong . i'm not a nerd that goes crazy just because i failed a test . it's just that I TRIED !! but i FAILED !! my chinese REALLY suck

PE :
threw fake javelines in the air . it's stupid . i can't even get it right . dammit . but estee . she's a CAVEWOMAN . bloody hell . she must've been that in her previous life .

ART :
i was so scared about getting scolded - as usual . so i'm scared for so long that iguess i'm not that scared anymore .
art is boring . so i took my time to shade lame stuff .
gopal was like " you're really slow" / "it's good but you're slow" / "you've been working on that drawing for AGES " blah blah . slow slow slow . so i really AM slow . SO WHAT ?
QUALITY man . NOT QUANTITY .

jian yuan can't shade ! AND THEY INTRODUCED HIM SOME TECHNIQUE that's TOTALLY AWESOME !!
rocker ! WOOHOO !
DISCOVERY FOR THE LESSON : MARK IS TALLER THAN LENE !!
if you're asking which mark , i can't remember his surname . too bad . ANYWAY . I THOUGHT HE WAS SHORT !! amazing . he's like KAISER #2 !! where you think they're short , but when they bloody hell stand right in front of you . THEY'RE SO TALL !!
not tall , but taller than you . i'm talking about the one-six-smth people alright ?

MATH :
BORING AS HELL !!

went macs with sun after school . APPLE PIE !!
did esher's chinese worksheet for her . I TIKAM ALL THE ANSWERS . HAHAH .
dee joined soon after and we went to a coffeeshop to eat smth . I ATE POTATO SALAD FROM ASTON'S WOOHOO !! it's great . really . TRY IT !!

math remedial was funner than usual (::: . at least we changed the stupid teacher . from someone to another . the other teacher was better.
DO IT JEDIDAH . IF YOU DO IT , IT MAKES YOU HAPPY !!
don't get her wrong . the teacher meant the math questions .

I'M SORRY THIS IS SUCH A LONG WORDY - PICTURELESS POST .
IT'S ALL LENE'S FAULT !! SHE HAVEN'T SEND ME THE PHOTOS >:(


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felicia : YAY !! please click on a regular basis (::: and thanks .
Shihui : which pic ? when you say ongey , post moreee . are you tryna RHYME ?!
ESTHER : lol . who would EVER bother to finish reading . my posts are boring . and , no you don't look fat .
ur ddear darling sis : you know , you can just put VENUS as your name . cause "dear darling sis " is kind of cheesy .
Shihui : i'm not sure bout shron's house . I HAVE TUTION AT 7PM . DAMMIT RIGHT ?!



I AM BLOGGING !!


anyway . my sister , IS A FREAK !! she's intruding my privacy , and making it public . dammit right ?! then she thinks i created a blog just to scold her . but no , i didn't i'm not so FREE !! she's trying to ban me from scolding her in my blog .
BUT GUESS WHAT ?! I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT !! and there's NOTHING you can do about it .
so SCREW YOU !! SCREW YOU !! SCREW YOU !! SCREW YOU !! SCREW YOU !! SCREW YOU !!SCREW YOU !!SCREW YOU !! SCREW YOU !! SCREW YOU !!
now , what do you think about THAT !!




anyway , my life is still so ever-boring . while lene and long are having MORE topics to discuss about . because of the darned valentine's day . no , don't get me wrong . i LOVE valentine's day . only when my friends LOVE ME on that day . luckily , i have SHIHUI AND SHARON who lets me know they LOVE ME one month ago and booked me for friday HAHAH . i know , i have band . but i can predict that i'll have serious ulcers in my mouth and they won't recover till saturday .




so while the girls go ga-ga over v-day , i think i'll be too busy distracting myself with BAND . dammit right ? band on a saturday , on v-day . where i'm suppose to stay at home - sleeping .
anyway , something funny happened during chinese today ,
the situation : talking about buckles on bras . whether there is one two or three .
but i don't think us sec school girls will wear three buckles i mean , IT'S SO THICK !!
so we were behind figuring if long's bra has one or two buckles . then while i was staring , yuan yuan was diagonally in front of keith bending . so her butt was facing us - diagonally .
then keith told me to look . we both stared at yuan yuan's butt for a while then we suddenly said "SAGGY" together . HAHAHAH
i should really stop this . it's unbecoming of a girl .
then he and ekans were talking bout sucking nipples ? then say "cannot suck yuan yuan's , later her milk got melamine poisoning "
HAHAH ! geddit ? if you don't then - think again .
FYI : she's from china .




omigosh omigosh omigosh !! you know how they put moles at the side of the eyes to imply that this girl's a BITCH ?! well , i have that DAMNED MOLE !! imma bitch now !! okay , i'm childish . but whatever .




hui lin said she liked reading my blog and posts . isit because i write things in a very weird way ? or do you prefer me to write PROFESSIONALLY ?
but it doesn't matter . I'M PROFESSIONAL .




my papa said i could change my phone !! i feel guilty , cause my sister needed to change her phone more than i do . like WADDUHHELL ?! hers is lagging like CRAZY !! and it's SO MUCH MORE NEWER than mine
i'm eyeing on one actually but it's a slide phone . so it's not that convenient . but it looks cool ? kind of . i'm still waiting for comments though ...

SONY ERICSSON C905




I'M SO SORRY ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY MY DEAR FRIENDS !! it's just that , i have totally stayed single since - forever and kinda "outgrown" the stage of GIFTS .
okay , maybe i'll give you a ticki-tacki[the name of my tapewriter]

well , i don't think you've read till this end but anyway .
I'M DONE COMPLAINING !!


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SUPER DUPER LONG POST !!
please tag me if you really DID finish reading everything . hahah

i'm posting really outdaterd photos BUT WHO CARES ?!

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I'M TIRED !!

i seriously am .
i'm tired of walking .
i'm tired of band .
i'm tired of art [though i didn't do much]
i'm tired of myself .
AND I'M TIRED OF KEEP HAVING TO ASK "WHAT'S GOING ON ?!"
i seriously am .

stop calling me blur . stop calling me stupid . alright ? it's not like i am . it's just that you all never did tell me anything .
and THAT'S NOT MY FAULT !!

i'm sick of keep having to ask you all "what thing ?" just to have you jacking me by saying "aiya , this type of thing , cannot tell one la"
fine then . keep it to yourselves .
i'm sorry if i seem offensive . but really . i don't mind you sharing your secrets and whispering to each other . JUST DON'T DO IT IN FRONT OF ME !!

it makes me feel like - oh , i'm not your friend so i can't tell you .
so cut that down okay ? especially when it's a threesome thing[when there's only three of us] , cause leaving me out of conversations MAKE ME FEEL OUT/ODD/DON'T BELONG !!
you can both talk about your whispery sweet-nothings about how you do things and stuff WHEN I'M GONE .
WHAT ?! AM I REALLY INVISIBLE ?! CAN YOU NOT SEE ME ?!
i know i usually say that . but now , I'M SERIOUS !!

and really , the problem of why i dislike going out with you both only is because YOU BOTH ALWAYS LEAVE ME OUT !! and THAT PROBLEM has been bothering me for a very long time already . but it doesn't really matter . BECAUSE I'M USED TO IT .

*this is not a hate post . i'm just telling ya'll how bad I FEEL .



anyway . i prefer happy endings .
so i'll just go on blogging about my happy day . my father has been teasing about me asking my sister to go screw herself . so when someone offends me , he says "don't offend her , later she go her blog and tell you to screw yourself "
not only that , my sister's also using the joke . so when someone offends her she says "i go create one blog and ask you go screw yourself !"
hahah . not funny .

so band was kind of boring . and really , IF YOU'RE TAKNG MY SCORE AWAY FOR SYNERGY , I'M RUNNING AWAY . and i'll not play .
what ? do i look like a computer and have photographic memory ? no , i don't . in fact , i have problems remembering about my lifestyle . imagine remembering 6 pages worth of notes . NO WAY !!!
the thought of it FRIGHTENS ME . i think i'm a freak . i grew damn fast the past few years . [i think] . it's like , the red blazer that used to fit me 3 years ago now doesn't . in fact , it's small and tight . now i have to change my blazer , which causes trouble because i don't friggin hell know when will they measure .

then there's art museum , it's kind of boring . nothing there is noce . well , i'm sorry i don't appreciate art . it's not like i chose art for my sub .
so the thing that i remember the most , is this artist , going naked in a video pouring flour and water over her slowly just to knead them into dough . which is kind of weird . i mean
if you wanna make dough , why not use the table ?!
and long and lene thought she was a guy at first . BUT SHE'S GOT BOOBS . like HELLO ?! those boobs are WAY TOO BIG for a guy . what's more , is that she's naked and those boobs are obviously for a female .

okay , i think i'm becoming more and more like keith . BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT !! he corrupts my mind 4times a week . mon , tues wed & fri [remedial]


i had to go back for band again . and vanessa was lame . but those knock knock jokes cheered me up (:::
AND JIT SHEN PISSED ME OFF AGAIN .
CASE #1 --> he kept telling his frend to look at me , cause he finds my face evil . he says my eyes are evil too . sickening . LOOKING EVIL IS BETTER THAN BEING IRRITATING ALRIGHT !!
but seriously , it hurts me . it's so idiotic you know ? it's not like i WANTED this stupid and ugly face right ?

CASE #2 --> debbie was fiddling with my hair and said my hair looks funny . i got worked up [cause i was already pissed off] and started saying [in a joking manner] "you think your hair very nice ah ?! huh ?! HUH ?! MUSHROOM ? A VERY UGLY TYPE OF MUSHROOM !! " [cause i'm once mushroom too] "how did the person cut your hair ? bowl-cut? PUT A BOWL AROUND IT AND CUT ?!" ya . debbie started laughin and i figured that i went overboard with such a small matter .

i forgot the other cases .

that's all .
CLICK MY ADS !!




LIKE HELLO ?! what did you even do to the pictures . because . i REALLY don't SEE ANY difference !! i'm talking to selene .

anyway , since it's such a boring day , this will be a boring post .
SS is stupid .
english was weird .
amaths was boring .
physics just plain SUCK .
art was time-consuming (as usual) . like HELLO ?! i took 1 FREAKIN HOUR to draw a few leaves .
pissed off by my slowness . and then again , at least i'm better than long . SHE IS DAMN SLOW !! she took 1 FREAKIN HOUR to draw a few lines . [no offense long]

anyway , i need to RE-UPLOAD my pictures AGAIN !! because seriously . i don't see any difference except the lightings to lene's edited pictures .
so it's like originals . what did she edit anyway ?!
but i'm lazy . so SOME OTHER TIME !!

I'M VERY BUSY !!

great . just when i get to bloody hell come online , my ads are gone >:(
i think the next time i see my cousins or aunt or father , i'll tell them to click my ads if they're coming to view my blog . but so what , SO WHAT ?! i'll just refrain from vulgarities that's all .

know what ? i've got 5 drawings to complete for art . till thursday . but i think i'm only gonna do 3 . actually , it's just 2 . cause esther's doing the 3rd for me HAHAHAH .
and i LOVE HER . seriously . i do .
then my MOM help me draw ah meng . just that i have to shade it on my own . oh well . better than nothing . I FEEL INFERIOR after looking at long's merlion . i'm drawing merlion too . and trust me . hers is GOOD .

then i think i'll just leave it to die on thurs (::



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TO ALL : I'M UPDATING !!
Shihui : LOL mountains huh ? that's weird . why are you still so thin ?! and ya . inkheart IS NICE . but i like that picture)::: . so you want on which day ? after remedial ? you'll see me on monday (:::

i can't believe shihui's like the ONLY ONE whoo's really regularly visiting my blog -_- i'm so 'OUT' !!


I HAVE NO PRIVACY !!

my STUPID sister go around telling my cousins and father and auntie about my blog add .
now EVERYONE knows -_-

anyway , I HAVE BEEN TOO BUSY TO UPDATE !! i'm serious . it's either remedials or band . i don't even have time for afternoon naps now .
i've been busy after school last few days cause i keep going library to print things >:( waste my time printing . especially when the stupid kids keep printing THEIR stuff
but whatever right ? i keep pon-ning things
eg.
27 jan , tues -->
PON HUMANITIES REMEDIAL !!

28 jan , wed -->
PON BAND !! hahah . i was really really REALLY sick of it . i miss my carefree life . i'm not stressed out now , just have less freedom .
i forgot where i went anyway . short memory .

29 jan , thurs -->
PON CHEMISTRY REMEDIAL !! yeah . got into QUITE alot of trouble . but first , i'll explain that day . after school , we were so sick of remedials we decided to just skip this . anyway , after that . i think we went to print pictures again ? and then leave to roam about . to the fitness corner near my house ? to chill and then we were SO INTERESTED IN LENE'S PHONE . seriously . i'm JEALOUS / ENVIOUS / WHATEVER .
yeah . really . i want a new phone )::: but anyway , we were snapping pirtures cause I JUST REALISED !! that the bridges / drains / scenery near the fitness corner near my house is actually quite nice !!
i was bugging selene for the originals cause she preferred photoshopped ones . but hell , what's wrong with originals ?!
okay . pictures are gone but i'll repost it when lene's done editing (:::

after that . anna lim messaged our parents . stupid but my bro took the rap for me . long story hahah . they got us mixed up .

29 jan , fri -->
went for band . I HATE JIT SHEN !!
yeah . seriously . i HATE him !! JUST EVER SO MUCH !!
don't feel like going for band anymore ):::

days pass . and there's nothing interesting


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