LOL . ROFL . HAHA .

i was just wondering . are you really laughing out loud ?
do you really roll on the floor laughing ?
are you serious ?

cause when you type , i dont think you'll actually laugh out loud -wherever you are- cause its way too embarrassing . like for example you're in a restaurant waiting for your food , and you reply my message saying "lol , that's so funny"
but are you REALLY laughing out loud ? i dont think so . you're prolly smiling and stuff . but you sure are not laughing out loud ! cause if you do , everyone will stare at you .

and when you type "ROFL , that was hilarious !"
are you REALLY rolling on the floor ?! cause if you , go get a shrink . you need to have some laughter management . i mean , yeah . laughter is the best medicine, but not all the way to the floor -_-
imagine you're walking in the mall and you start laughing and rolling on the floor . people WILL . STARE . AT . YOU . maybe someone will even call the mental hospital and ask if they've lost a patient .
btw . i know felicia uses ROBL . but that cant happen unless you're in a bedroom where there's a bed right ? no offence . im just wondering . dont hate me fel !

and then there comes the most often .
"HAHA "
really ? are you really "haha-ing" ?
cause its so awkward to actually SAY it out loud . like , if you're somewhere alone or with friends or whatever and you say out "haha" and i mean haha . not ahah . or eheh . or hah . or whatever . i mean HAHA .
and anyway , if haha represents that you're laughing , then is your laugh that short ? like just "haha" isnt it suppose to be like hahahahahahahahah or something ?



so from now on , i'll use LIQ .
LAUGHING . INSIDE . QUIETLY .
because i AM laughing inside quietly . and when i DO type that , i'm smiling somewhere like a fool . because you cant keep a straight face when you're laughing on the inside right .
AND . i'll use HEEHEE
because i dont hah-hah around anywhere . i'll SAY haha in front of someone when they do something stupid . but i wont type it . cause that's way too weird . im not even saying hah-hah . i'll just be like , softly saying hee-hee somewhere .



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BELIEVE IT OR NOT

im really bored right now , because some michelle from kelly services called me and woke me up . and shihui wont be here unil its 12 , and shron will be late .

so , im making this post . heehee

i wanna transfer store from cottonon ! cause now the hours are boring . little . pathetic .
the place is also boring . and the PEOPLE there . nono , and the ROY there , is such a pain ! seriously , he's giving me quite a bad impression . and i think im even afraid to talk to him . cause he's such a pain . anyway , lene came up wih this speech for me to transfer singlish to english (who's the one with b3 here huh ? but olvls are over long ago anyways . heehee)

it says:
i'd like to opt for a transfer to a different store at a different location , as the the hours you've allocated me with are very little and out of the blue . i have to spend 2hours to get here and back , its out of the for me . im currently going to poly soon , and IM KEEN TO STAY ON WITH THE COTTONON GROUP (must say this sentence cause peopl like to hear this sort of stuff , so i MUST bootlick a little ) so i'd like to be able to work/change to a nearer location .


yup . the good points there is that te hours are little . so it'll be great when i start school . bad points are that its far , and doesnt pay me enough . they only give me wok twice a week . each time with only 3 hours . an i need to cover up transport fees on my own . think about it . 2days a week , 3 hours . 6hours . 42bucks . minus 30% because my father will make sure that i MUST save . 29.40 . minus ten cause of getting there and back only . 19.40 !
its not even enough to get a top ! okay , dont even talk about a top , its not even enough to cover my total transport fees for the week ! dammit . therefore , working there sucks .
lene hated her job cause she worked too much .
i hate my job cause they give me oo little hours . ironic , isnt it ?





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IM SO SICK
of your blog .

seriously . lene's blog is so boring .
EVERY single post:
is short
has a picture
has at least one "baby" in it

so cliche , so boring .
like i miss baby
i'm gonna meet baby
i seeing baby soon
etc.
etc .
etc.

blahblahblah

that is why , i'm gonna delete her link . so it'll stop my temptation from even reading her blog . liq .


anyways . going out/staying home with shron an sheehuey tomorrow ! woohoo ! so uber excited . cause i havent seen them for so long . heehee


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i hate to say this .
but i think i hate my job .

BUT . it started quite nice at first

sat 6th :
first day at work ever for cotton on . and it pretty well rocks . i mean , there were so many people ! i was in charge of tables , so i had to fold clothes . seriously , if you ever wanna buy something from cottonon , you should go to the cotton on at orchard at the underpass to tang plaza . its super big and always having 50% off sales . but here's the glitch , only some items are on 50% offer . but whatever , it has so many things ! shoes , clothes , bra , panty , lingerie . etc .
and i started folding clothes on the tables , God , the clothes on the tables were like , one big dump , like a real big dumpster . and on my 2nd table , the manager told me "too neat ready"
yeah , right . and he told me to be a little more messier , because everything's gonna be messed up in 5 minutes anyway .
but it didnt , so it showed that my effort paid off , cause once its neat , its not easy to mess up ready . heehee
then fold fold fold
fold fold fold .
and i went to the table right in front and here comes the bad part . a woman asked me "do you have a size S for this ?" and pass me a shirt
and i was only done folding like only 1/8 of the table , and the other 7/8 was a big dump . and i stared at the dump and thought "no way am i gonna waste time finding through THAT"
so i told her "uhm , the sizes are all out there ready " and put it down in front of her hand (like hey, my hands not long enough to reach all the way to the other side of the table right , so i just put it down far enough to the other side so that she can reach it la)
and she said "are you suppose to do this ?"
and i stared at her and say "huh ?"
and she said "are you suppose to to do this ? to continue folding clothes while i stand here right in front of you and asking whether you have another size for this , and you just THROW it back (throws shirt at my face) at me ?!"
and before i even had time to say anything . she continued "what's your name ?"
so i told her "amanda"
and she went off .
God . i was BURNING . seriously , i DONT find that i've done ANYTHING wrong ! like , i just told her all the sizes are there
fyi: that cotton on has uber lots of people flocking in every minute .
and i only told her , "all the sizes are there"
i didnt do a bitch slang , i did a normal talk of "all the sizes are there"

MUST YOU THROW THE SHIRT AT ME YOU BITCH ?!

so remember she asked for my name ? well , yeah , she went to complain (duh -_- why else would she ask for my name)
and so the manager called me , and told me like , i should've said "sorry , ma'am . all the sizes are there"
and i told him "that's what i said ! withought the sorry ma'am la , i just said , all the sizes are there"
and he didnt know what to say . (cause i know he feels uber awkward scolding me , cause he's not the scolding material . he's always smiling and being uber friendly . i dont even know how people do that for their whole life . i cant even be happy and smile for an hour la)
but someone complained and he HAD to do something about it . so , i dont blame him . i mean , at least he talked to me nicely .
so when we're closing , one of the colleagues come to me and said "you're amanda right ? i heard the complain just now , what happened ?"
and i told her what happened . and she said that actually everyone here does that (duh , if everyone bothered to help customers find sizes , the place will be filled with even longer queues and a bigger dumpster) and that its just bad luck that i have a customer that's a bitch about this .
well . bad luck .
argh .


sun 7th:
2nd day working at orchard cotton on . this day was perfect . time passed fast . i didnt get any complains (cause i was just hanging and doing running , how to get complain)
and everything went well , i was happy . for once .
except for the fact that one of the workers kept thinking that i dont know how to listen/speak chinese .
wahrao . my chinese b4 ok ! its not that i dont know . its just that i'm not used to it . so of course when you just start the conversation i'll be shocked for awhile right . but no , he didnt believe . and start talking to me in chinese at first , then translating it to english then say "i forgot you dunno how to listen chinese"
aehole .
i know lor !
btw , do you know that 700+ is avenue 5 ? and that 900+ is STILL avenue 5 ?
yeah . i didnt . not until this day .


mon 8th :
went to spotlight with lene and evangeline .
and went to lene's house for a failed attempt for lene to make a doll because she couldnt work her sewing machine , and the whole day became wasted . dang .
oh well , everyone SHOULD know that time/conversations with lene is pointless right ?
haha .



tues 9th :
3rd day working at cottonon .
BUT , instead of orchard . its my very 1st day working at suntec . omg .
my schedule that evange asked for me was totally exactly the same as this girl , amelia .
and i went for work at 130 today and a woman(mit) started explaining all the stuffs for me to do and what i should know . then amelia came . and there's this roy (store manager) and he told me that amelia should work . and amanda should not be working until 630 . _l_
so i stared blankly and he said "go home and come back at 630"
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that's 21 middle fingers for you , you idiot .
turns out , my whole schedule was wrong . when evange helped me ask for my schedule , they gave her amelia's cause prolly our name sounds the same -_-

well . that sucks . i had to go home (1 hour) stay home for 2 hours , then go back (1hour)
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seriously man . i should get a life !

and then she passed my gift card (it says $100/-)
but she sayd its only 50bucks . because part timers only get 50 bucks . but my contract says 100 , and i didnt dare to ask (which is why i'm an idiot) because i always read things and interpret wrongly) but whatever right ? it still a free fifty bucks .
and here are the glitches:
it must be spent only by me
it must be spent at one shot
it must be spent before 2pm
and here's the worst one ,
it must be spent IN THIS SPECIFIC STORE ! (suntec)
ARGH ! BUT THEY HAVE NOTHING !
!@#$%^&*()_+_)(*&^%$#@!!@#$%^&*()_+)(*&^%$#@!@$#%^&*()_+)(*^&%$#@!@#$%
dang .


well . it a tuesday .
i'm having tuesday blues . tyvm

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AARGHH !!
is how i was feeling earlier this morning .

i had to wake up uber uber early today . because i had medical checkup at raffles medical . ok , it was around 10 that i left house . but i still had to wake up in the morning ! which sucks .
it was at tampines junction or smth . and then when i reached there i found out that i FORGOT to bring my medical form !! GAHHH !!!
AND i had to walk all the way home and walk all the way back . and i can tell you , the SUN has no sense of sympathy . it was blaring hot in the morning . it was burning my face , my legs , my hands . everywhere that shows skin . and wherever that was not , it was heating up like an oven . argh .

then i retuned . and she passed me a bottle . like prolly half your palm size ? and she told me she needs my pee . so she told me where to go .
here's when i found out that my sister's english TOTALLY sucks !
she told me when she did hers , the doctor told her the beginning duwan , so scoop the middle . so best is use the squat one . so you hand confirm kena one .
and i THOUGHT she meant , pee then scoop it up .
then i asked her (in the cubicle) : eh need how much ah ?
and she said : how i know , get half bottle
so i scooped half bottle from the toilet bowl
and when i brought it out , she said "whoa why your pee so white"
and i stared at her and realised that i'm NOT suppose to scoop from the toilet bowl .
no pee .
so went for breakfast .
after breakfast .
still no pee .
ARGH !

mess .
mess .
mess !!


GOOD NEWS !!
i'm 165cm now
BAD NEWS !!
i've gained weight . do you think it's the breakfast .
i hope it is .

then i had to go to tampines one's raffles medical for x-ray . and the doctor's a bitch seriously . she's not patient and understanding against my situation that its actually embarrassing to go out from the changing room and pass people in THAT robe . and she was like "amanda , i'm not patient you know" "amanda i'm waiting for you"
argh .
whatever . your stupid accent sucks ! i couldnt make out what she was saying half the time . bitch .

okay . that's enough ranting .





I REALLY WANNA WATCH ALICE IN WONDERLAND !








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