oh ass , 2dae was SOOOO funny !! yeah
so PE SUCKS cuz some fucking piece of melted shit doesn't wanna play floorball . wad's more , she's the GOALKEEPER !! so we kept losing or smth . yeah . evange was kinda nice 2dae , gave me her last bit of water xDDD
will try to stop hating her
CME cuts into our recess tym , n OH sucks !
math was suupperr boring yeah and guess wad ?! 11/15 !! not bad eh ? i SHOCK myself , lyk i thought "i'll fail maths forever" so was miss nur god or mdm low lousy ?
chinese listening ! it was SO simple ! but i dun think i'll get those full marks =( cuz i was kinda sleeping while others were LISTENING . yeah . and SALLY BROUGHT MOONCAKES !! LURVE YA SALLY ! the mooncake was heavenly =)
science was so idiotic man , it's lyk mr yeoh got soooo angry for fun or smth ? he started shouting and screaming at us because we talked a little ? okok talked ALOT . but he started shouting for 3mins of stupid crap like shit . he shouted agn cuz we didnt answer his question , well I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A QUESTION !! BECAUSE A QUESTION IS SUPPOSE TO END GOING UP !!
lit- the period i was always looking forward to . yeah . so HAD TO PRESENT or else we won't get our marks . yeah . and so it sucks , azlan made a fake lizard out of double sided tape and threw it sharon . WOOOOOOH !! HEAR HER SCREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMMM !! it was an artifact , cuz it looked kinda quite real . i've gone bonkers in class laughing at sharon xDDD . yeah . so it was suuppperr fun !!
took a damned picture of the fake lizard . WILL POST IT TOMORO =) (or the next day ? or the next next day?)


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CUTE BOY !!


omg ? i look SUUPEEER spastic la !



ate KFC the chicken thingy , it was horrible , i usually eat everything (except the bones) but the fats on the skin DISGUSTS me , it reminds me about the video - the giving birth by cutting the stomach , by mr yeoh dat one . urghh !! tore out most of the crunchy skin cuz i was disgusted . BLEHH !!
went to hand up the form with shi hui today .
AHHH !!! SO EXCITING !! i wanna work !! for the fun of it =) . aniwae aftr dat went to toys r us =) played for lyk kinda long . yeah and saw this REALLY CUTE BOY !! omgawwwwwshhhh !! he was SUUUPPPPEEERRR cute man !! awww ....
why isnt my brother like him ?
boy's hot
bro's not
bro's disgusting
not like him =(
ok ,
dun feel lyk typin too much =) or you'll get bored !!

WAD'S MY AUNT GONNA GIV ME FOR MY B'DAE ?! she haven gimme anything yet , but i'm hoping for smth special =)
like , a dog ?
laptop ?
PSP ?


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spastic sharon we're tokin bout the COOKIE monster not HER !! yeah i found dis at shihui's friendster =) AAHHH !! this boy is SOOOO damn cute la !!

THEY GAVE ME PRESENTS !! (lazy to post pics)
the worst-good b'dae ever la ! s2pid bro i'll wish him DEAD !!!! so papa was feeling guilty i guess cuz BOTH PARENTS WERE WORKING ON MY BIRTHDAY ! BUT ANYWAY , i forgive them , papa called me this evening while couz , sis , aunt and i were having dinner . said he was sorry he had to work today and he'll make it up tomoro and have dinner together with the whole family . aww ... didnt know he even CARED ! cuz smsed me sayin HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMAMDA ! SEE ?! even my name was spelt wrong !! LOL but i forgiv him xD . went to bugis with my sis and bought a damn shirt , cuz SHE says we're NOT leavin bugis EMPTY-HANDED ! wadever . persuaded her to buy that shirt so that we can LEAVE !! then went to watch rataouille wif my sis !! however you spell it . ==" it was SO freakin FUNNY !! hahahaha auntie asked again wad do I want for my birthday ? told her i don't know . she was givin me suggestions like "DS ? PSP ? XBOX ? " LOL and i dun noe WHICH do i want !! then she asked " u want laptop ? i buy you 1 ?" AND I WANTED TO SAY OK !! but i didnt dare to ... *i'm suuuperrr shy* oh man , now i'm regrettin , WHY DIDNT I SAY YES ?!


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HAHAHA !! 1 MORE DAMNED DAY !!
almost late for school 2dae but made it just in tym , YAY !
okay so once again i was upset over PE bcuz SOME people likes to CHEAT !! but i can't blame them for being such FUCKING SORE LOSERS now can i ?! bcuz dey suck SO much i HATE dem .
ok , so it's just another normal day just i got some presents 2dae ! cuz
isense a birthday comin ...
yea the west side of class gave me a MUSHROOM tissue roller with some cute stuff and sweets inside . and sharon got me a necklace in a very nice box , unfortunately i saw the tag "MADE IN CHINA" LOL !!! yea wadever , LONG gave me a necklace too , it's a pair but i got only the other half - word says " bestie" SHE has "bes" I have "tie" yea and it's in a nice PINK plastic pink =) . also , JIA JUN gave me an ERASER , (duh ? it's a last minute present dat he just managed to find in his bag) and threw it at me , of course , the least i could say was a THANK YOU ! but guess wad ?! he said," it's a free gift . from mister softee "
and i'm like WHAT THE FUCK ?! it's ok if u tell me it's a a piece of smth in u're bag but FREE GIFT ?! wtf ?!
u're SO gonna get it ...
and aftr recess or smth he threw smth else at me sayin , "nah , 2nd present"
guess wad ?! it's a hair clip ! to hell with YOU jia jun
so tabz came all e way to my place to giv me a card ... AWW !! THANKS MAN ! (and what's more , i don't even really KNOW her !)
see ?! she's so much kinder than the DAMNED USUALS ! (not tokin bout u , long) dey claim dey're poor and everything but at LEAST write a card or smth la ! weird people . how did i even make friends like THEM ?!
okok ... my blood vessel'll burst if i carry on . so ,
i was readin my ussw - reading wad i wrote in the past and dinie went rockin my chair so i turned back looking blurr
so he gave some hand signals lyk "gimme that book" at least , that's what I THOUGHT!
so i'm lyk BLURLY, "huh? nono this book's MINE "
and so azlan and dinie started BURSTING out in laughter while i'm still dere tryna figure out wad are dey laughin for .
ANYWAY , aftr , went wif mom n sis for a JOB INTERVIEW at GIANT !! superviser wasnt around so had to wait till she calls
long ent wif jedi n evange to get a shirt ,
AND DEY ARE BIG PEOPLE TRYNA WEAR SMALL CLOTHES
whydon't dey just accept the damned truth that they are fat ?
so evange went along to buy the damned small shirt HAH !
losers

will post pics tomoro

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ok 2dae was SO fun !! lyk , WE keep luffin ! yeah
so azlan made an attempt to speak chinese today and i was SUUPERRR weird !
azlan : ni hen nan kan ( you very ugly )
long : ni hen fei ( you very fat )
azlan : wo hen shuai ge ( i very handsome man )
so azlan WAS SO idiotic xD , he poured TEA DREGS on long's table just because SHE called him 'fatty' .
so , we started talkin about sons today and it was SO funny !!
so long's son would be cute n will collaborate with dinie's kid to bully azlan's and dey will bounce on his kid and call him fatty . so azlan's kid is a fatty and dinie's kid'll be fuckin cute (it's wad HE says) and'll CUT himself whn dinie's goin to work xDD (cuz dinie leaves him alone ) and he'll sit at the window and stare out emoing-ly and and he'll pull azlan's kid's cheek . and MY kid shall be a GANGSTER and thrash all three of 'em . so barman's kid will den come wif his BIG ASS and sit on us . sharon's kid'll be a GEISHA ! so jedidah's kid will spread rabies all about around to our kids
LOL !!
so fun !!
haha =DD
okok ...
so went A1 agn , wif "the usuals" it's wad SHE calls us . HATE THAT NAME ! and once agn dey kinda suck . so LONG drank HER drink and NOW LONGIIE'S gonna get RABIES !!
pls pls pls PLS PLS dun pass it to me !!!
aftr dat went to tm/cs to get A JOB frm mos burger !! YAY !! so i shall have a job right aftr the exams !! and even if i DON'T get a job in mos burger at least i have a back up plan ! i gonna work in GIANT too !!
so even if i don't get any of them i can still giv out flyers . YAY !! it'll be wonderful job days =DD SO lookin forward !
yeah , and went starbucks wif sharon n shi hui aftr meetin ryan and SHARON poured ALOT of sugar into e coffee . and it was SO SWEEET !! but damn nice la !
was s'pose to go study wif dem but didnt bring any books and ended up chatting instead of studying .

YAY !!

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THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO JEDIDAH =DD
call me evil
call me slut
call me bitch
dun giv a fuck =)


ok it was SO boring 2day
n some fuckin person kicked me out frm the usuals blog i think . cnt even post DERE anymore BUT who cares ?! THE USUALS suck =DDD
okok ... so 2dae dey started sendin stuff about in class and long and azlan's phone were like SO SLOW !! dey're bluetooth suck i guess .
right den dinie keeps all sorts of rubbish in his phone la ! dere's this sound of an electric shaver thing . so he took his phone , on that music n used the phone like a shaver of some sort . and i got SHOCKED ! i'm lyk "huh ?! he brought a shaver to school ?!"
yeah ... and long attempts to sell the ball to azlan for lyk 1.50 ? but azlan says noo. ... he wants it LESS than 50cents and so we're lyk - if we sell at that price we're not making any profit u know . they are cheaters and scammers =)
ANIWAY KENNY TAN took our ball without our permission and kicks it around till it's lyk , so dirty !! and guess wad ?! HE DIDNT BOTHER TO CLEAN IT !! so there were shoe marks all over the damned ball la .
ok , so sex ed was DISGUSTING ?! dey showed us how a baby was aborted n i freaked out ! it's like eww ...
crushing a baby's head with an instrument ?! how can they do that ?! those women are IDIOTS !! it's disgusting and the abortion was horrid la , the women's leg was lyk vibrating when the tube went in ?
wonder if she was awake or not ={{{{{{{{{{{
and and if she's awake , how does she feel when the doctor keeps puttin those instruments in and out ...
it was TERRIBLE !

i'm glad my mum didnt do that to me .

MUMMY I LOVE YOU !! =DD


oh ya ! 2dae was dylan's bdae . so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY !

and it's all gonna be over in few hours tym =DD den it'll soon be MY turn !!
YAY !!

DEDICATED TO : Jedidah xDD
and here's the song they edited ,

hey there jedidah,
what's it like in singapore city,
i'm a thousand miles away,
but girl tonight you look so fugly. yes you do .
times square breaks down because of you .
i swear its true

hey there jedidah,
i know times are getting hard
but just beleive me girl, someday i'll smash your head
with this guitar
you'll have it good
everyone will have the life they should
my word is good .

hey there jedidah don't you worry about Mr Wee
i'm right here celebrating with him
with ice cream , chips and candy
close your eyes
feel the food go down your windpipe ,
i'm laughing inside

oh , it's what you do to me ,
oh, it's what you do to me
what you do to me X2

hey there jedidah
you'll be good and don't you miss me ,
two more years and you'll be stuffed with shit
and i'll be making history, like i do
you'll know it's all because of you ...

two years seems pretty long,
but they got entertainment and songs
i'll kill you if you wanted me to .
our friends would all join in the fun ,
and we'll just laugh along because we know all of them always have felt this way
jedidah i can promise you,
that by the time that we get through ,
thw world will never ever be the same ,
and you're to blame

oh , it's what you do to me ,
oh it's what you do to me ...
what you do to me ...


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14th aug >> went to lee qing's house for a bbq =DD was SOOO fun !! so ate mostly the salad LOL ! den found it a little boring so went to cycle round the neighbour hood =) teached long how to cycle , was SOO difficult la !! den keep disturbin sharon for slopes to go down , =) WOOOOOOOOHH HHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !! it's SHIOK LA ! so , decided to break into evan's new house after getting bored of sitting on swings at playgrounds and found out dere are actually SHOES !! which means dere are PEOPLE ! sharon was SO dumb she thinks that evan can actualy chase those OWNERS OUT OF THE HOUSE out . hah like evan can even DO anything bout it . then went to sharon's house to MESS IT UP !! hah ! yeah made pancakes at 10pm ? tym for breakfast xD . so everything was so wrong , she didnt measure but just throw the leftover flour into the bowl ={ everything was SO wrong . duh . yeah .

ystrdae >> went to air port to 'study' wif long sharon , jj , dinie
yeah it was FUN ! the boys were SERIOUS bout studyin but guess wad ?! we girls WERE NOT !! we met few hours earlier to play !! took lots of pics bla bla . was eating frm AJISEN breaking my pocket hole so badly i nid to borrow $$ frm shar . WILL RETURN YOU ON MONDAY !
so it was kinda horrible sharon was squishing HER SHARE of cold tofu claimin it is MINE and wants ME to eat it after she SQUISHED IT ! it was HORRIBLE bleah !
then the boys came just when we finish eating .
jj : where's dylan's present ?
[sharon passes him the balls we bought for playing]
jj : you bought dylan A BALL ?!

LOL ! it was so funny , the sight , HAHAHAHAHAHA okok
i'm weird =="
went studyin for 2 hours den play ALL DAY LONG ! was kinda fun till some bastard say stop playin .
yeah . and this stupid boy , -so not cute - wanted a ball frm us so he kept disturbin his sis LOL whn sharon lent him the ball he was so reluctant to giv us bck that his father carried him away and he was crying non-stop . LOL
so TWO KIDS cried over our ball now =DD
i'm sadistic , i know =)

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