hello peeps .

how's life today ?
it's been really great for me .
i missed church today because i overslept .
i had to then force lunch down my mouth because my father's trying to fatten us up or something . (which is not good) because if a giant one day comes to attack us and wanna eat humans for food , they'll pick the fat ones first . which will be me .
and that's not good .
because i dont wanna be eaten .

next , i had to clean the floor .
after a LONG time of perspiring and vacuuming , as i was about to finish . my mom surprised me as in to telling me that i need to mop the floor .
i finally removed my nail polish and realised that my nails turned yellow (i think , cause they're not really pink)
and cut my toenails and accidentally cut myself .
i had char kway teow for lunch . and watermelon
WARNING : the following information is really unglam and took me alot of courage to say (dont judge me !) because i wanna share a recipe that you should NEVER try !
as i have said , i ate char kway teow and watermelon for dinner . and got a REALLY BAD tummy ache . i had REALLY bad diarrhoea after . it hurts . seriously . or maybe because i've not had diarrhoea for as long as i remember .

then i dropped my phone . then i spilled a cup . and as i was bathing my broken blister at my ankle BURNED . then i realised that i may be balding because i'm dropping way too much hair .
happy day isnt it ?

HOWEVER . i'd still like to thank God that there wasnt an earthquake yesterday .
and that i'm not fat (yet)
and that the circuit didnt break as i was vaccuming the floor
and that i didnt slip and fall while mopping the floor
and that the house was clean after i cleaned it
and that i didnt die
and that i'm not living in haiti
and that my phone didnt spoil
and that i didnt break my cup
and that my blister didnt bleed and cause a mess
and that i'm not bald
AND MANY MORE !


dedicated to : jy
here's to someone i know . i'd like to congratulate him for BEING A MODEL !
woohoo !
please dont ask me what agency is he in . because i dont really know .


i'm just helping to advertise . you know .
omg , models earn big bucks !
so congratulate him everyone !


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i . am . tired .

the dog ran out of home this morning .
rewind .
i slept at 5+ am this morning . and then at 7.50AM , my sister woke me up . she called me telling me that the dog ran out while she was busy killing a spider . so she around every level trying to find the dog . she tried finding prolly half an hour and i was dem tired and pissed off . because of one dumb dog . argh .
then in the end the cleaner (that cleans the floor/lift every morning) found him . yay ! hurray !
boohoo for me .
i was so freaking tired . i did free labour yesterday . i had to unpack (from the chalet) the food , the clothes , bla blah . i had to change the bedsheet/pillow case/bolster cover for my bro . wth right ?! i'm too lazy to even change my own . and yet i need to change it for my brother . then i need to wash it
and dry it .
darn .
see how tired i am ? and yet i still fall asleep only 5am this morning
and the dumb dog had to run out of the house . and because of that dumb dog , i have to wake up 1hour after i slept . and i couldnt get back to sleep after that . only like 8+, 9 then i managed to fall asleep .
so dang tired .

SOMETHING CHEERED ME UP TODAY !
esther is dem funny .
no words can describe my laughter . if you have been online now . you MIGHT'VE seen esther's pm : i HaVe A sHoPpInG aDdIcTiOn
and so i was talking to her about shoppping addiction . but yet she didnt know .
only really long later then she realised i was talking about her pm . and she said it was 2years ago
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO WONDER IT'S SO CHEENA .

dear esther ,
this joke . IS GONNA LAST FOREVER ! i never forget .
dont believe me ? ask huilin . she's been tortured ffor 3years already .

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I FEEL USELESS !
seriously .

i started roaming to do my transfers and all that during the afternoon then went to wait at the bus stop for shee huey.
went to esther's house with her for awhile .
then went to the library . which i shouldnt have done so . cause it made me feel useless .
she took out her maths worksheet and start asking . and oh emm gee . idk how to do ! and she kept staring at me as question after question i keep telling her "idk how to do"
omg ! i feel useless and idiotic . and she had to rub it deeper"A2 leh A2 leh"
whatever -_-
i guess its just time to forget after o levels ended .

i CAN go out tomorrow . its just that , i need to be home by 9pm .
and then i have to pass carissa a school skirt tomorrow in the afternoon .
dang .
which is a misery .
cause it's for church on saturday . which is stereotype day . which i considering at first to go or not because i'm at a chalet .
and because transport buses are scarce .
because i'm a road idiot . so even if i DO find a bus , i'd most prolly NOT know how to go there .
those contributing factors were not the ultimate . the MAIN reason is that there is a bbq . and prolly the whole side of my mom's family's going . and i cant even remember how many cousins i have . let alone the uncles and aunts .

speaking about being a road idiot . i dont think i've posted about getting lost before right ?
it wasnt the first time , but it was the worst .
i remembered VERY clearly it was christmas night
25/12/2009
at aorund 9+, 10
i wanted to take a bus to church (for the first time) cause normally i take mrt . BUT i had a straight bus from home and was going alone , so . why not ?
then i took the bus AND COUNTED the bus stops . and i was a idiot for not know that buses dont stop every stop unless you press the button . so i counted wrongly and ended up at serangoon road instead . THAT was around 10+
and serangoon road is where little india is . dont get me wrong , i'm not rascist . i love racial harmony . and indian people's eyes .
and i was ALL ALONE . OMG !
so i panicked and called shihui . i was on the brink of tears . seriously !
THANK GOD ! she picked up and if you know her well enough , you should know that as long as she's awake , the computer's always on .
so she went to streetdirectory.com or something and started guiding me along the way . lol . i felt so lost . but thank God sheehuey saved my life . i'm serious . she literally saved my life .
and when i got to church and told carissa they all about my lost experience they just treated like its a everyday thing . argh . what nice friends .
and i did something really disgusting that day .
some people (marcus sanghee lamuel) cheated me .
they were like " hey , suck the helium ! " (cause there were balloons)
marcus told me and huilin to suck . sang hee pretended to suck and give a funny voice . and lamuel held another balloon with helium in it .
so i went on to suck (pressure!) and nothing happened (huilin burped)
then they finally told us that its actually marcus' breath . YUCK !
i dont really wanna think about it . ANYMORE . eww

competitive is the world
innocent are the children
evil is what they'll become

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what day is it today ?

is it a weekend ? no ? THEN WHY ARENT MY PARENTS WORKING ?!
so long as they're not working , they'll be like "clean the floor. clean the floor ! CLEAN THE FLOOR !" seriously , where's the life . i mean , yeah . you dont clean the floor , the floor'll be dirty . but then again , WHY MUST I DO IT . (because my sister did clean the floor during her holidays last year)
WTH .

ok . so i've dyeded my hair on sunday . and it wasnt really what i wanted . cause my father and the "professional" was right beside me . so when i chose a color she was like " HUH ?! BU YAO LA ! HEN XIANG AH LIAN LEH !"
for chinese idiots it meant : huh !? duwan la ! like ah lian leh !
and my father was like , "listen to the professional listen to the professional"
omg -_-
i didnt want something so bright that someone can spot me right . cause i heard if my hair's dark , then if i dye a bright color , it'll turn darker on my hair right .
but that wasnt the case . because when i chose a brighter-than-i-want color she started screaming like i wanna be an ah lian . ok whatever . so in the end , a color was chosen . and it's really dark .
i wanted red right ? its not even red . its kind of brown ? i think . and i find its only on the top of my head . but my parents say bottom of my hair has color too . my shit .
alright . maybe have . not like i can see the back of my head right ?

enough ranting on my hair . i'm wearing blue contacts :DD
my mom told me "not to buy" because the surrounding would be blur and you can only see things in front -_-
my shit
i see everything CLEARLY . i wore it for two days . and then just now , my grandma JUST realised i'm wearing blue contacts .
proven: blue contacts are NOT obvious unless you start staring at me .

i have another problem from church . i'm suppose to dress up as a stereotype .
and it's "emo goth"
omg . i'm not emo O_O
so what i'm gonna do now , is fret until sanghee comes back .

time to end this post . because i need to CLEAN THE FLOOR !
argh


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THIS IS SO UNFAIR !

if there's such thing as JPSAE , then EVERYONE SHOULDNT STUDY
come on . let's all fail our studies and use JPSAE since its SO USEFUL !

I'M SO PISSED . like , it's so unfair . and yet , when i try to JPSAE , i'm too lazy to fill EVERYTHING . there's seriously too much to fill . and i'm just being kiasu . but not that much .

dammit .

its 2:39am in the morning

and i cant go to sleep . i dont know why either .
i feel really REALLY upset .
first edward too had to say that i act dumb all the time (which i dont) which means that i AM actually dumb . and dannie could second to that since he was the first one to say it and that . just make me feel a whole lot worse .

then , the dog had to go and make SO much noise because we dont allow him in our rooms . i mean , come on . this is a "discipline your dog" thing . so i had to keep him outside . and i feel really bad for tricking him (dont ask) . i think he's tryna push his luck since he was put downstairs last time .

now , i just realised that my princess book is lacking pocahontas and mulan . rascists ! what , they're missing out on asians now ?! like , HELLO ?! there are 8 princesses . why dont you put all 8 on the cover ?! why are there only 6 ?!



and then i read the magazine (8 days) just now . and realised that actually many people are judging in the wrong manner . everyone's like " malay guy again ?!" like , wth right . then people put up on their blogs/twitter things like "malay idol or singapore idol ?!"
but hey , do you want a race war to break out ?! like , that guy can sing that's why he's up there right . it's not possible he sings like a tone deaf idiot and still be up there . so actually , both votes and talent counts . i mean , what's with all the racism . isnt singapore all about multi-ethnic , harmony and all ? so what's wrong with people who are against sezairi sezali .
maybe because malays can sing better or something ? even his name is cool , i mean . hear it ! sezairi sezali .

and then its sad that sylvia ratonel didnt win , but isnt it over ? people keep judging and saying that she's not singapore enough to win the singapore idol . well , you know what ? go and shit yourself . she IS singaporean . she's born in singapore . so what's your problem ?!

ok , you know . i'm not a singapore idol fan . i'm just shitting away cause i have nothing better to do . and angry is better than upset . so . good morning everyone



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i'm really sad right now .

cause i'm not as tall as i think i am . and then again , HE COULDNT HAVE GROWN . it's simply impossible . i think i just shrank out of exhaustion . that's all . spoil my mood on the new year . i'm still growing anyway .
here's something evangeline said that i'll never forget
evange (3.00AM) on 01/01/2010 : shit man , i havent bathe this whole year !
if you still dont get it , i'll explain it . it's just been 3 hours after the new year . and i was laughing my ass off .
ok , anyways . i think i should stop all this disgusting "i dont like her" kind of attitude . i like everyone now *beams with a huge smile*
and that's the way it should be . forever .
i'm SO hungry . and i should be sleeping . but i dont want to . because i can sleep until the whole day's gone . and it'll be such a waste of time . even if i do sleep early , i'll still wake up late in the end . i'm suppose to go to church tomorrow . but i can't . cause i cant wake up in time . sadded . but hey , i go on saturdays right ?
i think i'll start making an effort and go on sundays too .

i'm having money issues ! and i can only recover my debts after the 2nd week of january ! another reason why i'm sad . *sighs*
i want to maple . but i cant . and then again . i can . but i'm too lazy too . i know i dont make sense .

i know what color to dye my hair ready ! like , red !












no you idiot . not the clown type of red -_-
i'm not a clown . diao . like reddish brown (:::
it'll be super cool . (i think) IF i dye it . but i'm not 100% sure yet . if my results are good i'll dye . if they're not good , i'll still dye it . but it has to depend on my mood . unless i'm too sad to dye it . cant wait to dye !
cant wait to die either . life is such a chore .
especially when you have a friend that bugs you when you dont post




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working is like shit.

seriously . it's so ever boring to count people ! its been constant for esther and shihui perhaps . but mine was like , dead , dead , dead . until , BOOM ! and everyone comes together . they stare at me really badly . and it was so awkward . people thinks that i'm emo-ing or something .
and then i was sitting at this place at first , but the mosquitoes were treating me as an all-you-can-eat-buffet ! ugh . in an hour's time , i had 7 or 8 mosquito bites . it was super annoying . then i changed place to sit somewhere really awkward , cause that's when people starts to stare . whatever .
THANKS TO MELVIN FOR THE APPLE PIE . even though i got it late . but still .
i had a really bad time . and calling was a bad idea . cause shihui and esther's phones were both dying . actually , esther's phone did die . like dem heng .

i called her , ask her to meet beside the toilets , and kup the call . she told me its straightaway that her phone went flat . but anyways , the job is so sucky . the pay would only come in 2 or 3 weeks later . and i have to go all the way down to their office to collect it . like , wth right ?! i mean , cant there be an option for bank transfer ?!
then he was like "you can ask a friend to collect it for you" . oh please , who would wanna go all the way there to get a cheque for me ?!

ok , that aside . i'm looking for another job . but it's so difficult to get one . and i've been really proud of myself that i have not yet took any money from my mom ever since o levels . because i've been working and spending my own money . bad enough that they're not giving me money , they want me to save 30% of my money , then hey . what's the point of working right ?! i might as well keep asking from them money instead .

i'm trying so hard to not take anything from them . what happens in the end ?
"you must save 30%"
and he actually checks up on it ! asking me where did i transfer this money to , i shouldnt have done that . i shouldnt have bought it . i shouldnt have . i shouldnt have . i shouldnt have . darn .
i mean like , i'm still young right . now i earn to spend . next time when i really grow up then save la . but he's like , "no , you need to develop this saving habit now"
NOW NOW NOW !

class chalet was actually kind of boring . and yet , still kind of fun . it's something that i cannot describe . i didnt see felicia . i didnt see diana . and lots of other people . or maybe its because i'm hardly there . oh well .

and then yesterday , or this morning rather . evangeline said to idk who "your shampoo no smell one leh" and i smelt my own hair , but there is smell on it . so i said "have what , smell."
so evange smelled my hair and said "eh that smells like the body soap . you used it for your hair ?!" but , i didnt ! i see correct one ok ! it was the green one . that says , "hair spa" or something . all i know , is that , i used the correct thing lor ! i'm not stupid

i hope this post is long enough for you shihui . since you always complain my posts are short .



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