WARNING : MAJOR COMPLAINTS . AND SUPER LONG POST . (read it , if you dare)
but you'll most probably get bored before it ends .
pictures ! btw , they're not according to date

THESE ARE DECEIVING ! they look pretty and nice . but actually , THEY CUT YOU ! THEY CUT YOUR TONGUE , YOUR GUMS ! YOUR MOUTH ! they are the reasons why i have difficulties eating the past few days


fake dora ! what an insult . stupid pasar malams and their imitated goods

















look ! it's bobby's twin .











that's how burnt OUR barbequeue can get


see ? something is SO wrong with esther , they decided to make a movie out of it .




OhMyGuppy !! OMG OMG OMG !
i'm too lazy to to arrange everything of my life in dates so , my whole post is messed up . as in , on different days at different time . but at least i'm blogging . right ? woo hoo !

i realise esther's quite comical . she mixes things up and thinks she's correct .
silly things that esther say :
DEEVAPALI
MILO MCFLUFFY

yeah , so you can actually laugh at her . and say it's mcfluffy from now on (:::
i realise i'm such a bad person . i keep making fun out of people . like on friday , i was making fun of shihui .
omg , she has a funny habit of licking her lips while talking halfway . even if she's not talking , she just keeps doing it .
p/s : she doesnt like people showing her how she does it . so , DONT DO IT !

but its not like i'll be a good person , i'll still make fun of her . HAHAHAH .

chilled at playground on thursday , and when it started to rain , we went to a void deck . I LEARNT HOW TO PLAY BRIDGE(sp?) ! i know how to play bridge now . i'm telling you . I HATE VOID DECKS ! it's my stupid blood type , i keep getting mosquito bites . IRRRITATING !

OH EMM GEE ! OH MY GUPPY ! OH MY GOLDFISH ! OH MY GOSH !
i actually only failed 2 for mid years ! and you know what ?! i actually STUDIED for amath and combined humanities but , I FAILED THAT TWO . and that's the 2 that i studied for ! then the other four(excluding art , cause i bloody hell draw for one whole sunday okay!) i didnt study also can pass . so i think , maybe i shouldnt study after all .

ugh , i know esther blogged about having to pack her table not long ago . but i REALLY think that the"pack your table" disease is going around .
blerdy hell .
ever since mid years started , my mom told me to pack my table (cause i brought home all the books from schoool from under my school table then i put them on my table) so i told her , when exams are over i'll bring them back . so , NO NEED PACK ! WOOHOO . but she didnt listen. she brought home a carton box and stuffed all my things inside . then she's asking me to pack it EVERYDAY . no kidding . what ?! DO I LOOK LIKE A PACKER TO YOU ?! can packing make me survive in the society when i grow up ? no right ! i didnt say that to her luh . i'm not so disrespectful okay .

then just yesterday , she asked me to clean the floor . wthell ? she told ME to vacuum and my bro to mop . then i was so reluctant cause i wanna watch my "america's got talent" but at least wait till it's over right .
then she kept saying "manda can you do it now?"
and i just ignored her , which , is very good already . cause if she wasnt my mom , i would tell her to SHUT HER BLOODY TRAP UP . but i didnt . cause she was my mom .
then the very next minute she'll ask again "manda can you do it now?"
and it carried on for 30min . thats , 30 TIMES OF "CAN YOU DO IT NOW?"
so i just made a disgruntled noise like , argh . then turn up the volume of the tv . and then she went out and before she went OFF she said "if i come back you still havent do , you'll have to shift all the things AND vacuum" . yeah , great THREATEN ME . i just love it so badly i NEED it so much . i don't know what's wrong with her , why cant you stick the vacuum head under the sofa and vacuum ? she seem to prefer to make things difficult like , shift the sofa to one side . vacuum , shift it back . and it carries on for the next 3pieces of big heavy sofa . and what , do i look so strong to her ?! by the time i was done with the first piece , 99.9% of my energy would be drained up already . not only that , the dining room . you'll have to shift ALL SIX CHAIRS away then SHIFT THEM ALL BACK . stupid right ?! somemore , they dont have wheels . and , THEY'RE NOT PLASTIC ! THEY'RE METAL ! which is alot worse . because , I'M SO WEAK ! yeah . my miserable life . so i HAD to do it before she comes home . idiot . then my idiotic brother . HE WAS SUPPOSE TO MOP ! but he didnt care . and when my mom came back , she didnt care ! how unfair . bias . against me .

and then today , she told me to CLEAR THE CARTON BOX . (once again -_- ) which is really annoying . because all my shelfs are filled . and i have no more space to clear that carton box . stupid dupid . i hate it . then when i ignored her (which is very good already because if she wasnt my mom , i would tell her "TO SHUT HER BLOODY TRAP UP!" but i didnt . because she was my mom) , she told me "if you dont clear it by today , i'll bring it up to your room . and if you dont clear it by tomorrow , i'll put it on your bed"
and YOU KNOW WHAT ?! i think i'm just gonna ignore . try carrying that heavy box all the way upstairs . it'll kill you by then . and try pouring the stuffs on my bed . you'll crack your bones cause it'll be too heavy .


i dont wanna pack my table . and then now , MY SIS thinks that the carton box is some rubbish dump . so when something on her table didnt belong to her ,she just throw it into the carton box . now i know why it's so heavy .

have a jolly good day .
cause i'm having a jolly good time .
no , i'm not . i'm just being sarcastic of having a jolly good time you fool .

ONG

OH NOOOOOO !! NO TIME READY ! NO TIME READY !
that's what i keep saying to my family when i get too stressed about the exams . i don't really mean stress la , but . you get it .

i wanna pon art . which means that i dont wanna go school on monday .
so i'm predicting that i'm gonna be sick on monday .
so if you don't see me on monday , it means that i'm sick .

no , i'm just kidding . i don't have enough balls to do smth like that , ponning an exam is not me . i am too hum ji . i should go slap myself for talking all this crap -_-

bloodyhell .

i went to lene's blog just now , and ONE OF HER POSTS MADE ME LAUGH OUT DAMN LOUD ! cause it has animations of us when we were in ikea . and my goodness , I LOOK LIKE A FOOL !
went for art today , and gopal kept scolding . whatever -_-
i'm tempted to drop art . but its like , I HAVE NO MORE SUBJECTS TO PUT FOR MY L1R4 ):::
and gopal texted EVERONE (but me) be cause i changed my number and didnt tell him . so he's blaming me for not bringing my a1 . BLOODY HELL . FINE ! IT'S MY FAULT !

went clarke quay with lene . we were suppose to , DO OUR ART . but as you know , we'll NEVER be able to concentrate . and hell , i did for like 15min ? i was bloody serious . and everyone know i have A.D.D (attention deficit disorder) right ? so i cant possibly sit still for the whole time what . so now everyone knows that you cant study with me . because i'll distract you and in the end we'll start playing . and everyone should ALSO know that you shouldnt go and study with selene . because she's worse off than me . you know , SHE WAS THE ONE THAT DISTRACTED ME LEH . we bought sticky (hard candy) . ok , it's going swell at first but you know , I SUCK UNTIL MY GUM PAIN LEH ! it's either the candy is too hard , or i suck too hard . even my tongue is hurting now . but , IT'S SO BLOODY ADDICTIVE ! and i keep eating and eating and eating . later my gums start bleeding . and then i was actually stoning and she was doing lame things like , snapping random pictures and saying random things . but we all know that conversations with selen are pointless right ?

we were talking about lame things and its FUNNY .
FON : Full Of Nonsense
FOS : Full Of Shit
DB : Double Bitch
LBR : Lame Beyond Repair
NL : No Life
and i'll state others when i remember it .

and i'll make this as not wordy as possible . so , main point of this whole post .
SCREW ART . DARN IT .

ONG

A IS FOR AMANDA
and b is for banana
c is for caravan
and d is for dumbass .
o is for okay .
and l is for lame , which totally describes me right now .

okay , not really . I'M NOT LAME ANYMORE !
2 nights ago , i asked my mom ,
"mommy , why don't i have a middle name"
mom: i thought you have
mee: no i dont
mom: weiwen not your middle name meh ?
mee: GUFFAWS LOUDLY

so now my name is AMANDA WEIWEN ONG WEI WEN
*guffaws even harder*

yesterday was my AMATH PAPER 1 and bloody hell ? 30min after the paper started , MY CALCULATOR DIED ON ME ! i think it's smth on me that makes me this suay . ok , maybe not .
and then we went to play catching . and i think you all should know that i'm lame right , i mean it physically . well , i could run ! yep . but it hurts a little . so maybe another 1or2 weeks more and i'll be fully recovered . yay !

people are failing my quiz ! and so far , only 2 passed (esther and evangeline)
I'M EXCLUDING SHIHUI BECAUSE SHE IS ONE BIG CHEATER .
she is such a cheater she should eat a pumpkin . or dress up as one .
she is so cheatery she asked people for answers . stupid girl

i'm tryna make this as wordy as possible so that sick ass bastards like shihui and esther could read this . and KNOW THAT I'M TYPING THIS CRAP FOR YOU .
and bloody hell , have any one of you sickass bastards done esther's lame quiz part 3 ? cause it's totally lame . and there is one question where the answer was "pick this one" hahah . what a stupid thing to do .
i know ! one of the questions in my quiz has 2 "my father's father" . so i'm just gonna lie and say that it is a trick question . and i prefer second answers . so it you pick the wrong my father's father , well . too bad .
but actually it is because it's a typo . HAHAHAH

i did my sis' phishy personality quiz (i'm serious, it's really called that)
and they resulted into powerful swordtail and colourful guppy .
i don't know why , but my answer ended up on the axis and so i have two results . but whatever right ? they are QUITE spot-on . which means it's not very . but quite .
powerful swordtail:
strengths : confident , comfortable in leading (make things happen), competitive , energetic , enterprising , risk-taking , independent , take initiative , self-reliant , adveturous , stong-willed , daring , decisive , determined , direct , outspoken , productive , optimistic .
bads : short tempered , impulsive , careless , rude , blunt (tactless) , impatient (intolerant) , bossy , headstrong , argumentative , cold (indifferent, unsympathetic) , over-forceful , over-bold , stubborn , proud , workaholic (over-worked, over-loaded) , manipulative , superficial , unpunctual .
colourful guppy :
strengths : colouful , cheerful(bubbly) , cute (attractive) , confident , carefree , creative , idea-fluent (lots of ideas) , spontaneous , refreshing (full of surprises) , humorous , enthusiastic , warm , sociable (very friendly), popular , exciting , interesting , inspiring , take initiative , encouraging , persuasive , optimistic
bads : lack focus , easily distracted , playful (in excess) , undisciplined , long-winded , indulging , poor listener (interrupting , domintaing conversation) , forgetful , unpredictable , haphazard , over-permissive , naive , attention seeking , show off , disorganised (messy) , loud , restless , fickle-minded , over-commited , not serious when necessary , lack commitment and perseverance .


there are some things i agree with , but not ALL .
like HELLO ?! I'M DAMN PUNCTUAL LAH ! i'm like , the puntualest punctual person in my lene-long-dee-sther clique . also , they say i'm haphazard . WHAT ?! HAPHAZARD ?! screw this test luh , its talking crap . okay , you know what ? just ignnore the bads . look at my strengths ! they're overflowing ! and that's a jolly good thing . woo hoo !
i missed teenage mutant ninja turtles . AGAIN ! ):::
ok , i'll get over it .

PLEASE , MY DEAR READER , JUST TAG MY BOARD ? LET ME KNOW MY BLOG IS NOT DEAD ! cause i might bloody hell just shut this whole thing

ONG

this is gonna be a very long , wordy post . so , torture yourself if you wanna read this .
OHH EMM GEE !! I FEEL LIKE A BIG FAT FREAKING LOSER !!
really , dont rub salt on my wound anymore
i cant LAUGH/HICCUP/SNEEZE/COUGH/SLEEP . cause it hurts too bad

I BLERDY HELL TORE A LIGAMENT !! i told them , "I'M NOT A FROG ! I DONT JUMP!"
yo , standing broad jump and long jump is different you know . and , i've never been taught how to do a long jump before ! so , it's not my fault !! besides , i have an older injury there .
when i walk, i could hear little "crack" sounds at my left hip . then on thurs , it was the darn sports heats . and wtheck ? when i jumped , my ligament got torn -_-
darn right ? I DIDNT WANT THIS !! I FEEL LIKE CHOPPING OFF CAROLINE WONG'S LEG !! darn man .
my very first jump , and i tore it . so i had to withdraw right ? then i walk off lor .
so i totally felt the pain . i actually initially wanted to keep it a secret . so after i told dee and long , i wanted to keep quiet . then dee and long had to go for their tuition )::: and i was left alone .
debbie's boyfriend found out . (cause he is ALSO one of the long jumpers) and when they passed by , (i couldnt hear it, i was on the 3rd stairs) but esther they all were on the first . and they heard him telling debbie i walked off after jumping once .

esther then came to me to ask about the long jump and i told her "i think i sprained my hip" then i took my time to struggle down the stairs while she tell the bluenametaggers about what happened to me .
OMG ESTHER YOU SUCK ! (i don't mean it literally . but yeah , you get the point , i still love you)
it's so embarrassing ! she had to force dannie to walk home with me (but it's on his way home anyway) . and they tried to carry my books or smth , uhm . it's my leg , not my hands !! and i realised , ALOT OF PEOPLE KNOWS . actually i didnt realise , owyong asked me why i walked off . stupid , YOU THINK I WANNA WALK OFF LIKE SOME LOSER ?! it hurts to much right ?! i couldnt even walk properly leh !
i had to limp home . stupid -_- i felt like a DUMBASS . LITERALLY .
i still had tuition leh . and when my cher found out , this is our conversation
cher: what happen to you ?
me : sprain my hip
cher : how ?
me: long jump
cher: long jump? you're a long jumper ?
me : no -_- they force me in
cher :HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
seriously , it's okay ! JUST LAUGH AT MY FACE ! hurt my feelings la ! then when i move , i make small noises like ah/ow/ouch . she'll start laughing again .
my sadistic tuition teacher . EVEN IF , i dont make any noises , she STILL laughs . OUT FROM NOWHERE ! cause she will just SUDDENLY think of how i sprain it . idk what she's thinking , but the way i see it , it's not very funny .
my father then gave me a lecture at night , telling me HOW to jump . i think , it's A LITTLE TOO LATE ISNT IT ?! it's not like after this , i'll jump again . NEVER EVER ! then he started MOCKING ME . saying , you didnt see my trophies downstaris meh ? alot is long jump win one .
GO AHEAD . MOCK ME . IT OKAY !
i couldnt even sleep thursday night . everytime i turn , it felt like some knife stabbed my left hip . and it was so painful , i keep waking up ):::
so now , i cant even sleep properly .


mom brought me to doc's on friday . she was no help . she said "it's a ligament tear . i cant do anything about it , i only can give her medicines to eat and apply"
p/s : she was speaking all this in chinese , and talking directly to my mom . hello ? what do i look like to you ? a malay ? indian ? non-chinese ? -_-
she thinks i cant speak/listen chinese .

then today , math remedial . argh i had to wake up much earlier to take my time to walk to school . seriously , i'm STILL limping . wtheck man .
i had to go for art . and BLOODY STAIRS !! OH MY GOODNESS !!
THEY CAN KILL !!
it took great effort to go up AND down . it was hurting so bad . and after ALL i've done to just cripple back to mac for more of my hated math remedial , felicia tan told me "see you on thurs"
argh . my effort of crippling all the way there ! darn right ? i know , as i said .
MY DARN LIFE .
then i went to blow up my picture . and lene was really nice . she grabbed my hands to make me wait with her for her mom . but wait , it's better this time . she wants her mom to SEND ME HOME .
thanks girl , I LOVE YOU . seriously . literally . emotionally and whateverly .
but , halfway i saw my mom (she was wearing a red shirt). so coincidental right ? so my mom could send me home . but before that , she told me to get lunch while she get her stuff . so i went mac to get a burger and saw estee and owyong .
and estee was commenting on how pretty my mom is (please don't tell me that estee goes around telling people their moms are pretty) and owyong asked "just now got that red auntie . who's that red auntie ?"
and i was like "the RED AUNTIE , is MY MOM "
lol . and i forgot which one of them asked "serious ah ?"
just say that woman . i dont like my mom being "auntie" . so yeah , at least i didnt have to limp home (:::
my father , is so nice , he's STILL mocking me

that's it . you're wonderful if you've read EVERYTHING .

ONG